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Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal
"The best news? It doesn't require a blood sample or even math. Get a detailed breakdown of your personal attributes (STRength, DEXterity, CONstitution, INTelligence, WISdom, and CHArisma) by providing a saliva sample using our at-home kit. Send it back, and we'll have your character sheet to you in 6-8 weeks (way before Gen Con)."
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