D&D 4E 4e and Lava Rules! Fire and Brimstone

[RPG_Tweaker]

By the way, Vader is Luke's father.

That's impossible!

 

[Amphimir Míriel]

That's impossible!

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

(sorry, I had to)

 

[Lonely Tylenol]

Actually, if you watch very closely, Darth Vader didn't fall in the lava, he fell very close to the lava. If he'd actually fallen into the lava itself, he'd have died. No save.

I think there's a whole line of products here the Sammichcon guys can push. "If you get swallowed by a T. rex you die. No save." "If you fly your spaceship into the sun, you die. No save." "If Chuck Norris punches your head off, you die. No save."

The possibilities are limitless.

What if Chuck Norris gets swallowed by a T. Rex, that then falls into lava?

 

[Raduin711]

What if Chuck Norris gets swallowed by a T. Rex, that then falls into lava?

The same thing that happens to everything else...

 

[Epic Meepo]

I'm not going to spoiler protect Star Wars.

Charwoman Gene is not talking about spoiler protecting Star Wars. Charwoman Gene is talking about spoiler protecting Fire and Brimstone!

Specifically (and don't read this spoiler before reading Fire and Brimstone): [SBLOCK]"If he'd actually fallen into the lava, he'd have died. No save." You just gave away the punchline! [/SBLOCK]

 

[Klaus]

What if Chuck Norris gets swallowed by a T. Rex, that then falls into lava?

Trick question.

Chuck Norris doesn't get swallowed by a T-Rex. He JUMPS into the T-Rex's mouth, then kicks the T-Rex into lava from the inside.


And to answer *that* question: the T-Rex dies, no save. Then Chuck jumps into the lava, and the lava dies.

No save.

 

[Charwoman Gene]

Charwoman Gene is not talking about spoiler protecting Star Wars.

No, I've been watching the Star Wars movies for the first time recently, in order, and I was just starting Episode 3.

What happens to Amidala? Does she wind up with Obi Wan? Who is Vader? Who is Luke?

 

[Grazzt]

What happens to Amidala? Does she wind up with Obi Wan? Who is Vader? Who is Luke?

SPOILERS > Amidala actually ends up with Chuck Norris. Right after he kills the lava.

Vader and Obi-wan are actually the same person. Chuck Norris ripped the jedi dude in half; the Force kept both halves alive and Vader and Obi-wan were born.

 

[Desdichado]

Charwoman Gene is not talking about spoiler protecting Star Wars. Charwoman Gene is talking about spoiler protecting Fire and Brimstone!

Specifically (and don't read this spoiler before reading Fire and Brimstone): [SBLOCK]"If he'd actually fallen into the lava, he'd have died. No save." You just gave away the punchline! [/SBLOCK]

Bah. The banner ads give away the punchline. I don't feel sorry.

 

[Charwoman Gene]

SPOILERS > Amidala actually ends up with Chuck Norris. Right after he kills the lava.

Is chuck Norris playing a Jedi or Sith I'm very confused?

I know the later movies were made in the 80's Chuck was younger how does that work?

I am really confused and upset and not sure but I feel like I am being made fun of.