D&D 4E 4e Paralysis

[Zweischneid]

ZOMG! Magic Missile Time!

Then you will see that it is not the game that bends--it is only yourself. By this, you'll be empowered to matrix-dodge even the mighty Magic Missile!

 

[frankthedm]

By this, you'll be empowered to matrix-dodge even the mighty Magic Missile!

Which will then curve back at you, forcing you to keep dodging it until you let it hit you.

 

[Zweischneid]

Which will then curve back at you, forcing you to keep dodging it until you let it hit you.

Or I'll stop them in mid-air by the force of deeper insight, letting them drop harmlessly to the floor. There is no spoon!

 

[Sadrik]

I prefer the exact opposite: Full body limpness. Fall the the floor, cannot move, and if you are picked up you move like a rag doll.

I like this too.

Whenever I imagine the ogre mage picking up a "d&d paralyzed" character it brings an almost uncontrollable chuckle.