4th Edition D&D Haikus

[BASHMAN]

So I was thinking that it might be fun for us to make some Haikus about 4th Ed. The rules of the thread are as follows: All posts (other than these instructions) must be in Haiku form. This means that if you take issue with someone's post, and want to respond, your response must ALSO be a Haiku:

Oh, Daily Power
You will be so powerful
Crap! I rolled a "one".

 

[Dunamin]

More mobile combat
Makes me look forward to see
Foes thrown through windows!

 

[Chris_Nightwing]

Warlock or Warlord?
They abbreviate the same.
Don't mention Warforged.

 

[bobthehappyzombie]

Vancian casting
I will not rue thy passing
Death to book keeping!

 

[Scrollreader]

One Game to Rule All
One to find them, to bring them
In darkness bind them

 

[Dunamin]

Oh, Daily Power
You will be so powerful
Crap! I rolled a "one".

However, it seems
That dailies often cause harm
Even on a miss

 

[Scrollreader]

Save or die is gone?
Lets hope they remembered for
Defenestration!

 

[BASHMAN]

However, it seems
That dailies often cause harm
Even on a miss

Oh Daily Power!
Thou art so great in power
Except Sleep. You suck.

 

[Ydars]

Shifty kobolds.
Try and get past me
The marshal defender

 

[Shadeydm]

Wounds, oh painful wounds
Where has your agony gone to?
Now swords make me tired!