4th Edition D&D Haikus

[CleverNickName]

Frost giants I need
Druids, barbarians too
Three five shall I play.

 

[BASHMAN]

GSL unseen
Third-party publishers left
twisting in the wind

Post most carefully
Else mods move this thread away
To Obscurity

 

[DM_Blake]

4e will not fly
No verisimilitude
Pathfinder's for me

 

[Rex Blunder]

The Rouse Sure is great

4e swamp dangers:
Rouse Of Unusual SizE?
Don't think he exists.

 

[Evilhalfling]

Two June arrivals
First child and new game
But oh the crying

Transition is hard
Genie can return to home
In only one case.

 

[bobthehappyzombie]

We always needed dice
Then we needed grid and minis
Now we need beads and buttons too

Mem'ry should surfice;
Some do still play without squares
Most arn't so lucky

 

[Wolfspider]

I'm still waiting to see a haiku in this thread.

 

[Matt Black]

Gamists rejoice, but
Simulationists beware
Fourth Edition comes

 

[SSquirrel]

I'm still waiting to see a haiku in this thread.

Hey mine was 5-7-5 unlike several of these

If you mean b/c we aren't writing them in a vertial line in Kanji, well sorry heh.