4th Edition D&D Haikus

BASHMAN · Mar 31, 2008

Oh my Haiku thread!
why must all threads I create
perish so quickly?

CleverNickName · Mar 31, 2008

4E is loved
above all others
tho nobody has ever seen it
Sorry, temporarily forgot how to write a haiku.

tsadkiel · Mar 31, 2008

Five syllables, yes?
Seven syllables are next.
Then another five.

SSquirrel · Mar 31, 2008

New rules are released
Grognards gnash teeth and cry foul
Faerun has big boom!

CleverNickName · Mar 31, 2008

tsadkiel said:
Five syllables, yes?
Seven syllables are next.
Then another five.

All apologies. I adjust:

4E is most loved
Above all other versions
tho none have seen it.

Kwalish Kid · Mar 31, 2008

Lizard said:
...

In prose or poem,
it matters not to Lizard,
he's making things up.

Lizard · Mar 31, 2008

Kwalish Kid said:
In prose or poem,
it matters not to Lizard,
he's making things up.

Crafting of tales
Is a writer's only job
I am good at it.

tsadkiel · Mar 31, 2008

CleverNickName said:
All apologies. I adjust:

I am a teacher.
Being pedantic, for me,
Is a way of life.

(No apologies needed, and you're not the only one whose syllable counts were off.)

And just to stay on topic -

I shall play a gnome.
Exiled ranger. Two swords. Angst.
I am so unique!

Engilbrand · Mar 31, 2008

I want to perform
My awesome Dragon Tail Cut
Isn't this Exalted?

Dragonborn Warlord
He can heal and breathe fire
He should not have boobs.

I wish to play one
It would truly be unique
The Gnome Barbarian!