D&D General 50 Ways to Find Your Treasure

[BookTenTiger]

50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

"The problem is all inside your head," she said to me
"The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle for XP
There must be fifty ways to find your treasure."

She said, "It's usually my habit to intrude
Into a dungeon where many threats can be viewed.
Furthermore, I'll use Perception to make sure we're not pursued.
Please use these healing potions I have brewed,
There must be fifty ways to find your treasure
Fifty ways to find your treasure."

...

Spam Sneak Attack, Jack

Try to pick the lock, Brock

Use a ten foot pole, Joel

(Add your own!)

 

[Dioltach]

Use your spell, Mel

Kill the drake, Jake

Search its lair, Blair

Uhm, that's me out. I can't think of any names that rhyme with Pit, Trap or Cave.

 

[Demetrios1453]

Use your spell, Mel

Kill the drake, Jake

Search its lair, Blair

Uhm, that's me out. I can't think of any names that rhyme with Pit, Trap or Cave.

Dave.

 

[Mannahnin]

Just crawl the cave, Dave

Search the body, Toddy

Use your hands, Franz

Ya gotta make free

 

[Lanefan]

Swing with that sword, Gord

Sneak down the hall, Paul

You know what to do, Sue

You gotta take three

Because there's, 50 ways to find more treasure.

 

[Swarmkeeper]

Lay down that paladin smite, Dwight

Find the secret door, Thor

Disable that trap, Papp

And get ready to flee

 

[Irlo]

Turn the undead, Fred.

Dance with the fey, May.

Don't touch the lich, Mitch.

 

[Jacob Lewis]

Pick up the axe, Max.

Put down the frog, Grog.

Better look at this scroll, Aelfosintherusdivol!!

And let the elf free.

 

[Peter BOSCO'S]

Consult the architects plan, Stan.

Smash holes in the wall, Paul.

Break a few heads, Ted.


Use your Thieves Tools, Jules.