[5e] Spell & Crossbones

[Shayuri]

And so Nia's plan takes shape. Let Kat and Barrington kill each other, and then SHE will be captain and RULE THE WORLD!!

MWAHAHAH!!

 

[Queenie]

And so Nia's plan takes shape. Let Kat and Barrington kill each other, and then SHE will be captain and RULE THE WORLD!!

MWAHAHAH!!

rofl

Hey does anyone here NOT want to be Captain? Lol

 

[Quickleaf]

rofl

Hey does anyone here NOT want to be Captain? Lol

I have no pretensions of captaincy.

I did, however, just convert the wonderful Caller From the Deeps which is good at *eating* captains... Um, does that count?

 

[Queenie]

Uh, not it! I'm too young to be eaten / driven eternally mad / whatever those things do to you that I don't want to know about.

 

[Unsung]

Ahh, love at first fight. Excellent.

Mr Teague has no designs on this or any other captaincy at the current time, which is not to say that he never did before.

 

[Queenie]

Ahh, love at first fight. Excellent.

Don't let Kat hear you say that. No one is taming this wild lass!!

 

[Quickleaf]

From the looks of things, it looks like the burgeoning party is splitting...at least for the time being.

[MENTION=6781406]Unsung[/MENTION] [MENTION=51930]fireinthedust[/MENTION] [MENTION=4936]Shayuri[/MENTION] [MENTION=6777934]Maldavos[/MENTION] [MENTION=2820]Fenris[/MENTION] I suppose it's up to you all who you see as leader of your expedition - Katarina or Barrington - at this point. Or if you have some other agenda or attempt at peacemaking to share, now would be the time.

 

[Hannerdyn]

[MENTION=6777934]Maldavos[/MENTION] Several things: (1) I think you're missing a skill, so you should have 8 proficient skills (not seven like I'm counting on your sheet) = 2 noble +3 bard +3 college of lore. (2) It looks like you didn't include Expertise for two skills. (3) You should have a tool proficiency from Noble background (e.g. playing cards)...might make this Culinary Tools for kicks

Quickleaf, I fixed everything but the expertise. Once I have the book in front of me an remind myself what expertise does, I'll update it.

This is all on our Rogue's Gallery.

 

[Kobold Stew]

Quickleaf, I fixed everything but the expertise. Once I have the book in front of me an remind myself what expertise does, I'll update it.

This is all on our Rogue's Gallery.

Expertise for Bards: proficiency bonus doubled on any two skill proficiencies (for rogues, Thieves' tools also available as a choice).

 

[Quickleaf]

[MENTION=8058]Queenie[/MENTION] I was replying to your PM but it looks like your message box is full!

Going to address your OOC post here: Wow, yeah clearly the Invisible Castle force is waiting for you guys to get into a fight and then I anticipate a load of natural 20's

"Insult arm wrestling" is one of my little tributes to the old Monkey Island computer games. I can post specific rules in the RP thread, but the gist is it's an arm wrestling contest like normal, only you and your opponent exchange witty repartee and cutting jibs all the while. Part of the idea is that you build on what your opponent has said before, poke fun at something about them, and/or use a clever play of words, rhyme, or double entendre. These insults contribute to unnerving your opponent to give you the upper hand in the actual physical arm wrestling.

An example would be:

I've got muscles in places you've never heard of!

Yes, unfortunately the crabs know about them.

It is meant to be a bit silly