A Big List of EN World Quotes...

[shilsen]

"Sometimes it is better to cast an empowered sonically substituted fireball than to curse the darkness." - Me

 

[Asmor]

"Practiced Spellcaster

Prerequisite: You must suck.

Benefit: You still suck, but less."

I made that one and I still like it.

You should add "Normal: You suck."

 

[Rabelais]

In my Tasty Bits thread (which is a wreck and has been for a year or so) I have a growing list of ENW quotes from the 2 years I've been here. Prepare for the flood:


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n00b >Rabelais

Woot! I made the list!

 

[Hussar]

It will be a test of the Iron Heroization of D&D whether it successfully manages to change the "it's not broken as long as the fighter can't do it" mentality.

Hong I imagine will make this list reasonably often.

 

[Gentlegamer]

Since someone above already mentioned quotes on other RPG boards, I'll bring of the all time best quote on an RPG board.

'My hate of d02 know no limit!'
-- (I can't remember)

A Silent Wail

 

[Owldragon]

I was playing a paladin.
The campaign was not going well. When you're a Pelorian paladin and you get roped into a six-month dungeon crawl livened up with the occasional teleportation, you miss the sun. When you get chased from Keoland to White Plume Mountain by an advanced retriever, it's even worse.
And when Iuz starts sucking the entire world down through the Plane of Shadow into the Abyss and has put you and your party on his list of "people to be captured, then robbed, then tortured, then killed, then raised from the dead, then killed some more" a Pelorian paladin just has to look up at where the sun used to be and say: "Thank you, Pelor, for giving me adversity to strengthen my character. Please let any further adversity strengthen the character of the party rogue."

Comes from a post by ajanders in a thread discussing memorable die rolls titled "DM's head explodes, film at 11."

 

[Wik]

I'd just shrug and say something like "That's nice. The Thri-Kreen is ripping your arms off"
>Wik

It's nice being quoted.

It's also funnier taking that quote out of context.

 

[kenobi65]

That's someone's sig. Don't remember whose (and I don't think it's Rycan-- I mean Ryan's... funny if it is!)

That'd be mine. (Missed this thread originally, as I was on vacation.)

And, the quote in Dog Moon's sig line, about "when me eat cow, me no see cheese" still makes me laugh every time I see it.

 

[Goblyn]

So what happens if you think outside the coolbox?

We're gamers. We always think outside the coolbox.

[Edit: Also, see my sig]

 

[Nyaricus]

It's nice being quoted.

It's also funnier taking that quote out of context.

Nyaricus. He's out of context.