A culinary adventure I don't want...

[BriarMonkey]

I'm just glad I don't like octopus or squid. {shudder}

 

[Aeolius]

I love seafood. When it comes to sushi I like octopus, eel, sea urchin, and conch. I get a yearly craving for conch fritters.

But oddly enough I cannot stand the taste, smell, or texture of poultry (though I do eat eggs and keep chickens as pets).

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I'm a creole- if I didn't like seafood, I'd lose my Ah-Yeeee license. About the only aquatic critter I've tried and haven't liked was sea cucumber. They're pretty flavorless, but their gristly/cartilageonous texture is pretty much like you'd expect from looking at them- aquaturds.

Back to this, though- i like fresh, but I draw the line at "still moving".

 

[Lwaxy]

It's just that the salt in the soy sauce triggers the not yet dead neurons. The thing as such is dead, otherwise it would be animal cruelty.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I know, I know, but that knowledge does not make the dish any more appetizing.

 

[Aeolius]

About the only aquatic critter I've tried and haven't liked was sea cucumber.

Sea cucumber tastes remarkably like jellyfish, which in turn tastes remarkably like a rubber band.

They're pretty flavorless, but their gristly/cartilageonous texture is pretty much like you'd expect from looking at them- aquaturds.

Awww... c'mon... a pearlfish has to live somewhere

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Re: Jellyfish

Well, I was literally just a few hours ago talking about having missed out on a chance to try jellyfish...now I'm glad that ship has sailed.

Re: Pearlfish

That is one impressive dump.

 

[Mercutio01]

Or one tiny fish.

 

[Aeolius]

and now I want to devise a dungeon placed inside a gargantuan sea cucumber...

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

But if the PCs agitate the Dire Legendary Celestial Giant Sea Cucumber, they will soon find themselves outside of the Dire Legendary Celestial Giant Sea Cucumber...when it goes *BLEARGH-SQUIRTLE*.