A lack of balance in DnD

[Andor]

I say Dungeons and Dragons is unbalanced!

We have the Dragon Disciple and the Initiate of the Draconic Mysteries to allow characters to turm into dragons. Draon Samurai and Dragon Shamans to allow characters to emulate dragons. Dragon Totems feats and various Draconomicon classes that allow you to serve dragons.

Where are the classes to allow me to turn into or emulate a Dungeon?

 

[Joshua Randall]

Dungeon Delver?

 

[The Shaman]

Flesh to stone.

Done.

 

[Dragonbait]

1) Open mouth
2) Spread the cheeks wide
3) Flesh to stone.
Done.

There we go

 

[Aloïsius]

There we go

You forget enlarge