A Question About Eric Noah

[Nifft]

Eric Noah constructed a time machine for the specific purpose of becoming his own father. All this "advanced rumors" stuff was just a side effect.

-- N

 

[billd91]

Does she or doesn't she? Only her hair dresser, and Eric Noah, know for sure.
Eric Noah shot J.R.

 

[RatPunk]

Eric Noah is the Keyser Soze of role-playing.

 

[Ry]

Eric Noah is the only man on earth who can divide by 0.

Oh, man. One time he divided ME by zero... I couldn't figure out if I was infinity or negative infinity!

 

[Atavar]

The value of pi no longer goes out to infinite decimal places because Eric Noah gave it a roundhouse kick to the face.

 

[Orryn Emrys]

Oh, man. One time he divided ME by zero...

Does that make you feel like... *dramatic pause* ... less than nothing...?

 

[kenobi65]

Eric Noah had me at "hello".

 

[VoidAdept]

When Orcus goes to bed, he checks under the bed for Eroc Noah.

 

[dcas]

--Eric Noah's tears cure 1d8+1 hp of damage.

Too bad he has never cried.

 

[The Grumpy Celt]

9) At the age of seven, he performed emergency open heart surgery during a Cub Scout function on his pack leader.

{blinks several times}

Did he get a merit badge for it?

And speaking of things named for Eric, was that lovable scamp from the D&D Cartoon named for him?