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A Question About Eric Noah
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khyron1144
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I am demented, but these strike me as rather funny when you add "in bed" to the end of them:
2) Once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die in bed.
3) Knows all the words to every episode of the Brady Bunch, but don't ask him to prove it in bed.
5) Won the first and only Nobel Prize for Karate in bed.
7) Built a wooden airplane in bed.
8) Is genetically identical to a former president of the United States in bed.
Eric Noah let the dogs out in bed.
Eric Noah knows the sound of one hand clapping in bed.
Eric Noah can cast real 10th-level spells in bed.
Eric Noah is the only man on earth who can divide by 0 in bed.
Eric Noah had me at "hello" in bed.
Too bad he has never cried in bed.
-Eric Noah is only surprised on a .00014 on a d6 in bed.
-Eric Noah can both multiclass and dual-class at the same time in bed.
-If Eric Noah were included in the Racial Preferences table, all his entries would be "P" in bed.
-When determining initiative, all actions taken by Eric Noah occur on the round preceding everyone else's in bed.
-Eric Noah has treasure type Awesome in bed.
Eric Noah ate my dingo in bed.
Eric Noah is a myth on par with Santa, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy in bed.
Eric Noah was a CIA experiment gone wrong in bed.
Eric Noah eats a lot of cheese in bed.
Eric Noah's tongue can strip the paint off a Porsche in 30 seconds in bed.
For some reason, Eric Noah is allergic to the Dutch in bed.
If given an important job to do, Eric Noah will skive off and play croquet in bed.
Eric Noah invented Branston Pickle in bed.
Eric Noah is stumped by clouds in bed.
Eric Noah has no fear in bed.
Eric Noah is terrified of ducks in bed.
2) Once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die in bed.
3) Knows all the words to every episode of the Brady Bunch, but don't ask him to prove it in bed.
5) Won the first and only Nobel Prize for Karate in bed.
7) Built a wooden airplane in bed.
8) Is genetically identical to a former president of the United States in bed.
Eric Noah let the dogs out in bed.
Eric Noah knows the sound of one hand clapping in bed.
Eric Noah can cast real 10th-level spells in bed.
Eric Noah is the only man on earth who can divide by 0 in bed.
Eric Noah had me at "hello" in bed.
Too bad he has never cried in bed.
-Eric Noah is only surprised on a .00014 on a d6 in bed.
-Eric Noah can both multiclass and dual-class at the same time in bed.
-If Eric Noah were included in the Racial Preferences table, all his entries would be "P" in bed.
-When determining initiative, all actions taken by Eric Noah occur on the round preceding everyone else's in bed.
-Eric Noah has treasure type Awesome in bed.
Eric Noah ate my dingo in bed.
Eric Noah is a myth on par with Santa, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy in bed.
Eric Noah was a CIA experiment gone wrong in bed.
Eric Noah eats a lot of cheese in bed.
Eric Noah's tongue can strip the paint off a Porsche in 30 seconds in bed.
For some reason, Eric Noah is allergic to the Dutch in bed.
If given an important job to do, Eric Noah will skive off and play croquet in bed.
Eric Noah invented Branston Pickle in bed.
Eric Noah is stumped by clouds in bed.
Eric Noah has no fear in bed.
Eric Noah is terrified of ducks in bed.
khyron1144
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Nightfall said:
Well, yes, but these are the best according to my own sensibilities.
