A solution to Piracy--Navy SEALS!

[caudor]

It just recently worked off the coast of Africa.

Another solution might be self-destructing .pdf files (with smoke and everything).

Then there is the old petrification .pdf. Take a mug shot of a medusa and put it on page 1.

Finally, if none of the above, research needs to be funded for the .pdf mimic. Nothing slows down piracy like being eaten alive.

WotC just has to be a little more creative, then all this mess can be resolved. We are a creative bunch; what ideas do you have?

 

[Mark]

It just recently worked off the coast of Africa.

I believe they had a 4:1 ratio of illegals to legal and managed to track them quite well.

 

[Xyxox]

I think they should resort to the time honored and tested Letters of Marque as a means to end piracy.

 

[Piratecat]

Personally, I think if we really want to stop piracy, we should use Errol Flynn. He'll kick Basil Rathbone's ass every time, huge shadows playing across the wall as they swordfight down the stairs notwithstanding.

 

[Alzrius]

I thought everyone knew that if you want to stop piracy, you need ninjas.

Because ninjas > pirates.

And don't forget, only a ninja can kill a ninja. Now that's what I can Real Ultimate Power!!!

 

[Tinker Gnome]

Arrrrghh!!!

Do there be any fellow Pirates here?

 

[Korgoth]

Galeros, dude, did you not hear about the Navy SEALS? They all have Power Word: BOOMHEADSHOT memorized and they really, really hate pirates. Do not mess with those guys! You will totally not get a saving throw.

 

[ExploderWizard]

And don't forget, only a ninja can kill a ninja. Now that's what I can Real Ultimate Power!!!

Technically, only a ninja can STOP a ninja. In Ninja III The Domination, a bunch of cops killed a ninja-but that didn't STOP him!!!

 

[Tinker Gnome]

Galeros, dude, did you not hear about the Navy SEALS? They all have Power Word: BOOMHEADSHOT memorized and they really, really hate pirates. Do not mess with those guys! You will totally not get a saving throw.

I laught at them! I have made an alliance with the ninjas! I shall be unstoppable!

 

[caudor]

Ninjas? NINJAS? We don't need no stinking Ninjas!