A thing about d20 D&D I didn't like, and still don't know why it was done...

[Flexor the Mighty!]

It was a +2 backscratcher, actually (either that or a magic item that cast Bigby's hand type spells.) And it may have been tongue in cheek, but it was not a joke like the little cartoons nestled here and there where they had a little bit of extra white space to fill. It's an actual town/city encounter sub-table.

And what is the problem with it? It was a little tongue in cheek table that was most likely not used much. Why is this table an issue to you?

 

[Hypersmurf]

Exactly what the difference between some of those are is still unclear to me--as a DM I'd roleplay a Brazen strumpet and a Saucy tart and a Wanton wench pretty much the same. Hell, I'd roleplay all of them more or less the same if they ever came up.

-Hyp.

 

[Nightfall]

LOL@ Smurf.

Now THAT'S funny.