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<blockquote data-quote="Grundle" data-source="post: 53485" data-attributes="member: 1978"><p>I need some help with zombie phrasiology from the learned members of this board. Below are the humble beginnings of a dictionary based on my limited knowledge in this area. Please add any terms that you have come across in you years of experience with the undead.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>==============================================</p><p>Klogore's New Revised Zombie Dictionary </p><p>Belt Pouch Edition</p><p>==============================================</p><p></p><p>-----------------</p><p>Cited Works: </p><p>-----------------</p><p></p><p> Zombies - An Owner's Manual (model years 120-598 C.Y.)</p><p></p><p> The Common-to-Zombie Phrase Book</p><p></p><p> A Clerics Guide to Zombies and Skeletons; an introduction to the lesser undead.</p><p></p><p> Zombies for Dummies</p><p></p><p></p><p>------------</p><p>Definitions</p><p>------------</p><p>-a- </p><p></p><p>auh : *Anger*</p><p></p><p>auh : *Confusion*</p><p></p><p>auh : *Enthusiasm*</p><p></p><p>auh : *Fear*</p><p></p><p>auh : *Happiness*</p><p></p><p>auh : *Panic*</p><p></p><p>auh : *Resignation*</p><p></p><p>auh : *Sorrow*</p><p></p><p>auh : *Suprise*</p><p></p><p>auh : *Weariness*</p><p></p><p>-b- -c- -d- -e- </p><p></p><p>eeh : Doh!</p><p></p><p>eeh : Sure. Its all fun and games until somebody loses my eye.</p><p></p><p>eeh : Nobody move or the zombie gets it!</p><p></p><p>eeh : I'm not dead yet. I'm feeling much better!</p><p></p><p>eeh : Ouch! That really hurt. I mean honestly, who throws a shoe?! You fight like a girl!</p><p></p><p>eeh : I'm gonna shove saugages down your throat and stick starving dogs up your butt!</p><p></p><p>eeh : You got a purdy mouth...</p><p></p><p>eeh : Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!</p><p></p><p>-f- -g- -h- -i- </p><p>-j- -k- -l- -m- </p><p>-n- -o- </p><p></p><p>onh : Feelings... nothing more than, feelings...</p><p></p><p>onh : I feel pretty. Oh so pretty...</p><p></p><p>-p- -q- -r- -s- </p><p>-t- -u-</p><p></p><p>unh : Yes Master.</p><p></p><p>unh : No Master.</p><p></p><p>unh : Maybe Master</p><p></p><p>unh : You rang, Master?</p><p></p><p>unh : ^@#*&~! Master!</p><p></p><p>unh : Speak up Master, I cannot hear you.</p><p></p><p>unh : You have food on your chin, Master.</p><p></p><p>unh : Master, come quick, Timmy has fallen down a well and requires immediate assistance.</p><p></p><p>unh : That assertion is unsupported in the current literature, Master.</p><p></p><p>unh : Master, ten men in plate armor. Two have javelins and the rest have crossbows and they're coming this way.</p><p></p><p>unh : If I only had a brain, Master.</p><p></p><p>unh : Yes Master, "Night of the Living Dead" *is* my favorite movie.</p><p></p><p>unh : Master, your proposition is not unlike my lower intestine - stinky, and filled with danger.</p><p></p><p>unh : unh</p><p></p><p>-v- -w- -x- -y-</p><p>-z- </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>(c) Copyright 598 C.Y. Klogore ans Assoc. Greyhawk.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Grundle, post: 53485, member: 1978"] I need some help with zombie phrasiology from the learned members of this board. Below are the humble beginnings of a dictionary based on my limited knowledge in this area. Please add any terms that you have come across in you years of experience with the undead. ============================================== Klogore's New Revised Zombie Dictionary Belt Pouch Edition ============================================== ----------------- Cited Works: ----------------- Zombies - An Owner's Manual (model years 120-598 C.Y.) The Common-to-Zombie Phrase Book A Clerics Guide to Zombies and Skeletons; an introduction to the lesser undead. Zombies for Dummies ------------ Definitions ------------ -a- auh : *Anger* auh : *Confusion* auh : *Enthusiasm* auh : *Fear* auh : *Happiness* auh : *Panic* auh : *Resignation* auh : *Sorrow* auh : *Suprise* auh : *Weariness* -b- -c- -d- -e- eeh : Doh! eeh : Sure. Its all fun and games until somebody loses my eye. eeh : Nobody move or the zombie gets it! eeh : I'm not dead yet. I'm feeling much better! eeh : Ouch! That really hurt. I mean honestly, who throws a shoe?! You fight like a girl! eeh : I'm gonna shove saugages down your throat and stick starving dogs up your butt! eeh : You got a purdy mouth... eeh : Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk! -f- -g- -h- -i- -j- -k- -l- -m- -n- -o- onh : Feelings... nothing more than, feelings... onh : I feel pretty. Oh so pretty... -p- -q- -r- -s- -t- -u- unh : Yes Master. unh : No Master. unh : Maybe Master unh : You rang, Master? unh : ^@#*&~! Master! unh : Speak up Master, I cannot hear you. unh : You have food on your chin, Master. unh : Master, come quick, Timmy has fallen down a well and requires immediate assistance. unh : That assertion is unsupported in the current literature, Master. unh : Master, ten men in plate armor. Two have javelins and the rest have crossbows and they're coming this way. unh : If I only had a brain, Master. unh : Yes Master, "Night of the Living Dead" *is* my favorite movie. unh : Master, your proposition is not unlike my lower intestine - stinky, and filled with danger. unh : unh -v- -w- -x- -y- -z- (c) Copyright 598 C.Y. Klogore ans Assoc. Greyhawk. [/QUOTE]
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