A Travelers Guide to Zombie-speak

[Grundle]

I need some help with zombie phrasiology from the learned members of this board. Below are the humble beginnings of a dictionary based on my limited knowledge in this area. Please add any terms that you have come across in you years of experience with the undead.



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Klogore's New Revised Zombie Dictionary
Belt Pouch Edition
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Cited Works:
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Zombies - An Owner's Manual (model years 120-598 C.Y.)

The Common-to-Zombie Phrase Book

A Clerics Guide to Zombies and Skeletons; an introduction to the lesser undead.

Zombies for Dummies


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Definitions
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-a-

auh : *Anger*

auh : *Confusion*

auh : *Enthusiasm*

auh : *Fear*

auh : *Happiness*

auh : *Panic*

auh : *Resignation*

auh : *Sorrow*

auh : *Suprise*

auh : *Weariness*

-b- -c- -d- -e-

eeh : Doh!

eeh : Sure. Its all fun and games until somebody loses my eye.

eeh : Nobody move or the zombie gets it!

eeh : I'm not dead yet. I'm feeling much better!

eeh : Ouch! That really hurt. I mean honestly, who throws a shoe?! You fight like a girl!

eeh : I'm gonna shove saugages down your throat and stick starving dogs up your butt!

eeh : You got a purdy mouth...

eeh : Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

-f- -g- -h- -i-
-j- -k- -l- -m-
-n- -o-

onh : Feelings... nothing more than, feelings...

onh : I feel pretty. Oh so pretty...

-p- -q- -r- -s-
-t- -u-

unh : Yes Master.

unh : No Master.

unh : Maybe Master

unh : You rang, Master?

unh : ^@#*&~! Master!

unh : Speak up Master, I cannot hear you.

unh : You have food on your chin, Master.

unh : Master, come quick, Timmy has fallen down a well and requires immediate assistance.

unh : That assertion is unsupported in the current literature, Master.

unh : Master, ten men in plate armor. Two have javelins and the rest have crossbows and they're coming this way.

unh : If I only had a brain, Master.

unh : Yes Master, "Night of the Living Dead" *is* my favorite movie.

unh : Master, your proposition is not unlike my lower intestine - stinky, and filled with danger.

unh : unh

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(c) Copyright 598 C.Y. Klogore ans Assoc. Greyhawk.

 

[madriel]

ROTFLOL

I love it!

 

[Wild Karrde]

auh: That means I'm laughing and think this post is funny.

 

[A2Z]

 

[G.A. Donis]

I think you forgot

unh - Abby something

 

[Kamard]

braaaaaaiiiiinnnnns- "I feel a tad peckish. Perhaps we could go to dear Aunt Myrtle's house for scones?"

 

[Wild Karrde]

braaaaaaiiiiinnnnns- "I feel a tad peckish. Perhaps we could go to dear Aunt Myrtle's house for scones?"

I think you're mistaken "braaaaaaiiiiinnnnns" means "I feel a tad peckish. Perhaps we could go to dear Aunt Myrtle's house for tea?"

What you probably meant was "braaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnns" (notice the two extra i's) which means what you said.

Just wanted to point that out and sorry if I'm being nitpicky. The whole "braaaaaaiiiiinnnnns" vs. "braaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnns" bothers me like rouge vs. rogue.

Just my two cents

 

[Akunin]

Something I came up with a couple of years back while discussing All Flesh Must Be Eaten and the films of Romero with friends:

Akunin's First Axiom of the Undead
"Any form of entertainment may be improved upon through the inclusion of zombies."

 

[Kamard]

Ahh, my mistake. I get the same thing mixed up with ugh (accent on the u) and ugh (accent on the gh).

Thanks for clearing that up!

 

[Grundle]

A few more just thrown over the wall...

aaaauuhhhnnn: Danger Will Robinson!

unhhh : Blucher!

eeeeh : Let's do the Mash!

ouhh : Are you implying that cocnuts migrate, master?