I need some help with zombie phrasiology from the learned members of this board. Below are the humble beginnings of a dictionary based on my limited knowledge in this area. Please add any terms that you have come across in you years of experience with the undead.
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Klogore's New Revised Zombie Dictionary
Belt Pouch Edition
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Cited Works:
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Zombies - An Owner's Manual (model years 120-598 C.Y.)
The Common-to-Zombie Phrase Book
A Clerics Guide to Zombies and Skeletons; an introduction to the lesser undead.
Zombies for Dummies
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Definitions
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auh : *Anger*
auh : *Confusion*
auh : *Enthusiasm*
auh : *Fear*
auh : *Happiness*
auh : *Panic*
auh : *Resignation*
auh : *Sorrow*
auh : *Suprise*
auh : *Weariness*
-b- -c- -d- -e-
eeh : Doh!
eeh : Sure. Its all fun and games until somebody loses my eye.
eeh : Nobody move or the zombie gets it!
eeh : I'm not dead yet. I'm feeling much better!
eeh : Ouch! That really hurt. I mean honestly, who throws a shoe?! You fight like a girl!
eeh : I'm gonna shove saugages down your throat and stick starving dogs up your butt!
eeh : You got a purdy mouth...
eeh : Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
-f- -g- -h- -i-
-j- -k- -l- -m-
-n- -o-
onh : Feelings... nothing more than, feelings...
onh : I feel pretty. Oh so pretty...
-p- -q- -r- -s-
-t- -u-
unh : Yes Master.
unh : No Master.
unh : Maybe Master
unh : You rang, Master?
unh : ^@#*&~! Master!
unh : Speak up Master, I cannot hear you.
unh : You have food on your chin, Master.
unh : Master, come quick, Timmy has fallen down a well and requires immediate assistance.
unh : That assertion is unsupported in the current literature, Master.
unh : Master, ten men in plate armor. Two have javelins and the rest have crossbows and they're coming this way.
unh : If I only had a brain, Master.
unh : Yes Master, "Night of the Living Dead" *is* my favorite movie.
unh : Master, your proposition is not unlike my lower intestine - stinky, and filled with danger.
unh : unh
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(c) Copyright 598 C.Y. Klogore ans Assoc. Greyhawk.
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Klogore's New Revised Zombie Dictionary
Belt Pouch Edition
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Cited Works:
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Zombies - An Owner's Manual (model years 120-598 C.Y.)
The Common-to-Zombie Phrase Book
A Clerics Guide to Zombies and Skeletons; an introduction to the lesser undead.
Zombies for Dummies
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Definitions
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-a-
auh : *Anger*
auh : *Confusion*
auh : *Enthusiasm*
auh : *Fear*
auh : *Happiness*
auh : *Panic*
auh : *Resignation*
auh : *Sorrow*
auh : *Suprise*
auh : *Weariness*
-b- -c- -d- -e-
eeh : Doh!
eeh : Sure. Its all fun and games until somebody loses my eye.
eeh : Nobody move or the zombie gets it!
eeh : I'm not dead yet. I'm feeling much better!
eeh : Ouch! That really hurt. I mean honestly, who throws a shoe?! You fight like a girl!
eeh : I'm gonna shove saugages down your throat and stick starving dogs up your butt!
eeh : You got a purdy mouth...
eeh : Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
-f- -g- -h- -i-
-j- -k- -l- -m-
-n- -o-
onh : Feelings... nothing more than, feelings...
onh : I feel pretty. Oh so pretty...
-p- -q- -r- -s-
-t- -u-
unh : Yes Master.
unh : No Master.
unh : Maybe Master
unh : You rang, Master?
unh : ^@#*&~! Master!
unh : Speak up Master, I cannot hear you.
unh : You have food on your chin, Master.
unh : Master, come quick, Timmy has fallen down a well and requires immediate assistance.
unh : That assertion is unsupported in the current literature, Master.
unh : Master, ten men in plate armor. Two have javelins and the rest have crossbows and they're coming this way.
unh : If I only had a brain, Master.
unh : Yes Master, "Night of the Living Dead" *is* my favorite movie.
unh : Master, your proposition is not unlike my lower intestine - stinky, and filled with danger.
unh : unh
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(c) Copyright 598 C.Y. Klogore ans Assoc. Greyhawk.