Adamantine's Weight

[The Sigil]

One reduce and telekinesis spell later ... profit!

1.) Find adamantine door
2.) Use "reduce" spell
3.) Use "telekinesis" spell
4.) ???
5.) Profit!!!

Imagine what a Beowulf cluster of adamantine doors could do.

I for one would like to welcome our new adamantine door-toting overlords.

In Soviet Russia, adamantine door reduces and telekineses you!

Did I forget anything?

--The Sigil

 

[Caliban]

1.) Find adamantine door
2.) Use "reduce" spell
3.) Use "telekinesis" spell
4.) ???
5.) Profit!!!

Imagine what a Beowulf cluster of adamantine doors could do.

I for one would like to welcome our new adamantine door-toting overlords.

In Soviet Russia, adamantine door reduces and telekineses you!

Did I forget anything?

--The Sigil

Someone's been spending a little to much time on Slashdot...

 

[The Sigil]

Quite possibly.

In other news... SCO sued the makers of adamantine doors, claiming that part of the process for adamantine included SCO's proprietary intellectual property and that as a result, all adamantine doors everywhere are belong to SCO.

--The Sigil