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[Kae'Yoss]

What does the winner get? His own expansion for Munchkin?

If the King wishes to better equip his soldiers and tell all his captains, what does he send out? Chain mail.

Will "Cure Light Wounds" help a vampire exposed to daylight? Or do you need "Cure Daylight Wounds"? Can you kill a Vampire with "Inflict Light Wounds."

Even with the "resist nature's lure" ability, the druid can't resist nature's call.

An immoral psion has walked astray from the telepath.

Red Wizards empower spells, but never their underlings.

Lesser Geas are animals, too.

Clearics are the better dog trainers, for they mastered the Heal skill.

If you want to look like you're in charge of the city, use mayor image.

Even low-level wizards must be able to study for daze.

The annoying priest in your sub-set of religion - is he the in-sect plague?

A gestalt rogue/spellthief: The ideal con fusion?

 

[sniffles]

To avoid an effect that will leave you nauseated, do you make a Reflux save?

 

[Henry]

The rogue who uses his smelly shoes to disable the enemy? He made a sneaker attack.

When your musician falls into a pit trap while singing a song, the situation's gone from bard to worse.

The Grease spell was originally called Mordenkainen's Lubrication.

 

[babomb]

If you preserve the written last wishes of a comrade, is that a will save?

*makes a rofl save*
*rolls a one*

Fixed it for you. He said it, not I.