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<blockquote data-quote="TracerBullet42" data-source="post: 2770273" data-attributes="member: 11885"><p>Now, I never actually saw this commercial, but I had it described to me so vividly and it just paints the most amazing picture in my mind...</p><p></p><p>It's a commercial for some shoes...</p><p></p><p>The commercial opens with someone asking about the shoes, and how do they make them to be so comfortable. Soft music begins to play as the scene of a beautiful meadow is shown and then cuts to a bunch of women prancing about on a hillside, wearing these ultra-comfortable shoes. Just then, a helicopter comes up over the edge of the hill, armed to the teeth. The women in the ultra-comfortable shoes begin to scream and scatter about. The soldiers repel down as the chopper opens fire on the fleeing ladies. Various scenes of the women being captured in nets and put down with gunfire. The commercial then ends with a shot of the shoes...with some bloody stumps of ankles still sticking out of them...</p><p></p><p>Horrific? Yes. Gross? Pretty much. Hilarious? Absolutely.</p><p></p><p>There's just something disturbingly funny about the idea of harvesting shoes...</p><p></p><p>Or maybe it's just me...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TracerBullet42, post: 2770273, member: 11885"] Now, I never actually saw this commercial, but I had it described to me so vividly and it just paints the most amazing picture in my mind... It's a commercial for some shoes... The commercial opens with someone asking about the shoes, and how do they make them to be so comfortable. Soft music begins to play as the scene of a beautiful meadow is shown and then cuts to a bunch of women prancing about on a hillside, wearing these ultra-comfortable shoes. Just then, a helicopter comes up over the edge of the hill, armed to the teeth. The women in the ultra-comfortable shoes begin to scream and scatter about. The soldiers repel down as the chopper opens fire on the fleeing ladies. Various scenes of the women being captured in nets and put down with gunfire. The commercial then ends with a shot of the shoes...with some bloody stumps of ankles still sticking out of them... Horrific? Yes. Gross? Pretty much. Hilarious? Absolutely. There's just something disturbingly funny about the idea of harvesting shoes... Or maybe it's just me... [/QUOTE]
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