Hacker wags his finger at the dwarf. "Sarcasm is a violation of your terms of surrender."
Hacker walks over to the gnome and slaps him upside the head. "And you! What the ***** is wrong with you?! Why are you attacking a fellow brother-gnome? Don't you know the True People--the First, Best Creation of the Gawds-***** Gawds--have to stand together?! I'm Hacker ***** Brass, Hero to Gnome Children Everywhere! You should be ashamed!"
Diplomacy w/ Word of Friendship: 1d20+10+5=25
Hacker walks over to the gnome and slaps him upside the head. "And you! What the ***** is wrong with you?! Why are you attacking a fellow brother-gnome? Don't you know the True People--the First, Best Creation of the Gawds-***** Gawds--have to stand together?! I'm Hacker ***** Brass, Hero to Gnome Children Everywhere! You should be ashamed!"
Diplomacy w/ Word of Friendship: 1d20+10+5=25