Aeon (updated 10/9/14)

[grodog]

Le bump!

 

[grodog]

Cinco de Mayo bump.

 

[Erevanden]

By the power of Castle Greyskull !! !! BUMP !!

 

[grodog]

By the power of Castle Greyskull !! !! BUMP !!

Not Greyhawk?

 

[Rikandur Azebol]

It's from the He-Man show.

 

[grodog]

Memorial Day Weekend bump! (Where's Horacio??).

 

[Horacio]

Memorial Day Weekend bump! (Where's Horacio??).

Here !

Let's bump it, folks

 

[Salthorae]

From the ashes of time there comes a hero, whose bumping skills will see us through to a new golden age of updates... Horacio!

EDIT: What I really wanted to post:

From days of long ago,
From uncharted regions
Of the universe,
Comes a legend.
The legend of Horacio:
Defender of the Bumpiverse!
A mighty robot (? could be...),
Loved by good,
Feared by evil.

As Horacio's legend grew,
Peace settled across the galaxy.
On Planet Earth,
A Wyre Alliance was formed.
Together with the good posters
Of the message boards,
They maintained peace
Throughout the Wyre Tales,
Until a new horrible menace
Threatened the galaxy (no updates *gasp*).

Horacio was needed once more.
This is the story
Of a super force of bumping madness.
Specially trained,
And sent by the Alliance,
To bring back Updates:
Entertainment of the Universe!


[sblock=French Open Spoiler]Updates are all I have left to look forward to right now since Federer just went down in the French QF...sigh[/sblock]

 

[Siuis]

Wait, what?!
Horacio actually exists?! I mean, i've read to liturgy, I've heard the stories... But, you're honestly real? Wow.
Everything I've come to believe has just been proven true. The songs are not sung in vain...
Also bump.

 

[Horacio]

Wait, what?!
Horacio actually exists?! I mean, i've read to liturgy, I've heard the stories... But, you're honestly real? Wow.
Everything I've come to believe has just been proven true. The songs are not sung in vain...
Also bump.

When the tired knight came back home, he found that a whole legend had been built around his old adventures.

The tales of his exploits had been exaggerated, his deeds had been rewritten to made them heroic, his supposed prowess had been decoupled, his very existence was doubted by those to rational to believe the myth.

But he was just a man, a tired warrior coming back after a long exile. And he discovered that a true warrior wouldn't never be able to put down the weapons.

Because he had been called again, and like hundreds of times before, he answered.

And he cried BUMP !

From the ashes of time there comes a hero, whose bumping skills will see us through to a new golden age of updates... Horacio!

EDIT: What I really wanted to post:

From days of long ago,
From uncharted regions
Of the universe,
Comes a legend.
The legend of Horacio:
Defender of the Bumpiverse!
A mighty robot (? could be...),
Loved by good,
Feared by evil.

As Horacio's legend grew,
Peace settled across the galaxy.
On Planet Earth,
A Wyre Alliance was formed.
Together with the good posters
Of the message boards,
They maintained peace
Throughout the Wyre Tales,
Until a new horrible menace
Threatened the galaxy (no updates *gasp*).

Horacio was needed once more.
This is the story
Of a super force of bumping madness.
Specially trained,
And sent by the Alliance,
To bring back Updates:
Entertainment of the Universe!


[sblock=French Open Spoiler]Updates are all I have left to look forward to right now since Federer just went down in the French QF...sigh[/sblock]

Hey, thanks ! That was really nice