Agents of Chaos (Final Update!)

The Battle of Five Armies (conclusion)

Thuurgen is not human. Not even remotely. The antimagic ray of Red-Eye's central eye suppresses the polymorph that he's using to appear human, and he's revealed for what he truly is.

His worm-shaped body is 10' high, held erect by a multitude of suckered tentacles with eyes at the ends. His "head" consists of a fleshy sheath that houses a set of three cruelly barbed mandibles. Eight long, spidery arms with tiny insectoid claws that disturbingly resemble human hands protrude from a set of verticle ridges on the forepart of his body. A reek of mold and decay, no longer covered up by his disguise, emenates from him.

None of our heroes have seen the likes of this before, that's for sure. The sight is enough for Horbin, shaken, to throw off the suggestion- especially as it's currently suppressed.

He moves to the side, out of the antimagic cone, and his polymorph snaps back into effect. Appearing as a human again, the strange creature's eyes dart around. He appears ready to fight if need be.

Sybelle reaches out with her weary mind- she's been doing a lot of psionic manifestation without much rest- and touches a crystal capacitor that she carries, drawing energy from it to power a mind blast. There's an almost-visible ripple in the air as she catches Red-Eye from the side his central eye's ignoring, and the great beholder shudders and drools, stunned. She rushes in, greatsword rising, to strike at it. Sheva's already moved in and unleashed a mass of blows with Chronovestis, slashing Red-Eye across the side and nearly severing one of his rubbery eyestalks. Horbin rushes in as Red-Eye's central eye stops emenating its antimagic. He swings his holy mace, crying Dexter's name, and smashes Red-Eye in the temple. There's a sickening thud as the side of his head caves in and his central eye rolls up in his head. Red-Eye stops moving.

Habiskis is giggling as he keeps flying by and attacking St. Vitus with the deadly unicorn horn dagger, then turning invisible again. The saint is healing himself, though; he's not out of it yet. Alcar is swinging at the other beholder again and again, and finally he lays it low with a mighty strike to the face. He whirls to glare at the remaining two ice giants, but seeing both beholders dead they look at each other and flee.

"Please, I mean you no harm!" calls Thuurgen, raising his hands.

"I don't know about you, wormy guy!" calls Sheva. "Throw down your arms!"

Alcar's moving in on Thuurgen, though; he doesn't know what it is, but it's bound to be evil. After all, it cast desecrate earlier. St. Vitus flies in to flank with Alcar and shouts, "Surrender! We offer you quarter!"

"You should reconsider-" starts Horbin, but Alcar swings, scoring a mighty blow against the polymorphed creature, and it seems the time for words is once more past. Thuurgen unleashes a crackling black ray of negative energy at Alcar, inflicting several negative levels, and tries to curse him as well. St. Vitus shouts, "Surrender, Varlet!" and strikes at Thuurgen twice, scoring two crits in a row! The creature rocks back and falls to one knee shaking his head. He's badly bloodied and looks on the edge of unconsciousness.

Sheva glares at Alcar and yells, "If you've come to take my protege again I'll kill you some more!" Invisibly, Habiskis flies to her leg and grabs on. Angelfire is still invisible, and he's drinking potions, using his wand to heal himself, and gearing up to attack Alcar. There's a grim smile on his face, though nobody can see it just yet.

Alcar blasts at the area of the battle with Thuurgen with a holy smite and Sheva and the unseen Angelfire both wince as good energy crackles around them. Thuurgen collapses, smoke rising from him. Seeing Sheva's reaction to the holy energy, St. Vitus points at Horbin's holy symbol. "You are a man of the Light, are you not? You keep evil company!"

"I keep strange company," Horbin admits. He smashes the unconscious Thuurgen with his mace, trying to coup de grace him- but to his dismay, the cleric sees the strange creature's wounds knitting shut. "Hey, he's regenerating!" he calls.

Angelfire appears.

He unleashes a hasted full attack on Alcar, scoring several hits, slicing the angel's wing, side, and back. Habiskis appears too, flanking with Angelfire, sneak attacking him twice. Alcar concentrates, and casts defensively, healing some of the damage that's been inflicted upon him. St. Vitus steps up and heals him as well, further repairing the damage inflicted, and shouts, "You adventurers, we should have no quarrel with you!"

"He attacked us!" Sheva and Angel yell together.

"Is this true?" Vitus demands of Alcar.

"No," Alcar says-

"Yes!" both Angelfire and Sheva yell.

"Well sir," Horbin interjects, "their complaint is valid. I'd like to see everyone stand down. We certainly don't need to be fighting inside this place." He keeps his mace out and stands next to St. Vitus to try to protect him if anyone should try to attack him.

"Call off your dog and get out of here," Sheva says to St. Vitus. She's tensed on the balls of her feet, ready to spring and swing at Alcar if he attacks them.

"He insulted my religious beliefs," Angelfire says. "If he doesn't apologize I'll kill him." He strikes once, drawing another line of blood across Alcar's wing, and readies his blade for another shot.

There's a brief lull. All the fighting stops and all the eyes are on Alcar. He's clearly struggling inwardly, trying to decide where his honor leads him, what his duty is to the powers of Good in this moment.

"Coila did aid me in the past, so I'm sorry for offending her," he finally states. "Bur I'm not sorry for offending you. I won't lie about it."

Angelfire attacks. A rain of blows falls on Alcar, who staggers back, then flies a off to the room's exit. Sheva blasts a sound burst in between the two of them and calls out, "Stop this! This is neither the time nor the place for this fight! Settle it at a better time!" And she turns and leaves the room, going into the spice-filled room followed by most of the party.

Angelfire locks stares with Alcar. "If you do not apologize to me I'll hunt you down and kill you. We can call it a draw here, but you'll be my mortal enemy." His eyes bore into Alcar's.

"Closest thing I'll do is I'll heal the damage from my holy smite."

"All right. Then I'm going to kill you someday." Angelfire turns and leaves.

"You," says St. Vitus darkly, "suffer from the sin of pride."





Next Time: Our heroes head back to Pesh City to re-equip- and they start receiving some rather disturbing news! We'll learn a little bit about a few of their backgrounds and family members, and we'll get to meet a half-orc with an unhealthy interest in tabaxi!
 

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Jester, I do not even want to think about how you ran that battle...argh!

Congratulations on it though, that was excellent stuff! The battle of Five Armies indeed. :D And now, rest and restoration...what happens next? :)
 

Return to Pesh City

Our heroes regroup. "We need to go back to town," Angelfire says flatly. "I need a new falchion." Though Lester tries to convince him to soldier on with the Airsword, he refuses. "If Alcar comes back I need to be at my best," he says. "I need the weapon I'm trained in. If you don't want to go back to town, that's fine- but I'm going."

After a few moments' debate, the party decides to stick together. They go to retrieve what arrows they can and loot the fallen- and they find that Thuurgen has vanished.

"Uh-oh," says Horbin.

"That's right, he was regenerating and we left him where we fell!" Lester exclaims. "Whoops. Well, hopefully we won't meet him again."

"And if we're really lucky maybe he'll go and kill Alcar for us," Angelfire adds with a cruel smile. Horbin frowns; Alcar is a celestial of Galador, after all- albeit one who is never too high in the graces of the Light.

Orbius teleports back to Pesh City, then contacts the L via his trump. The rest of the group all touches him and they pass together through a rainbow of light and to the Eye's location. The group sells loot and buys new equipment (such as a pair of falchions for Angelfire, one of which is magical). Some of the group visits Souliass, Zeebo's lover and attorney, and to their surprise they find that they are being sued by the heirs of Cluma, the guardian of order who attacked Zeebo in the Gorel Tree restaurant.

"Screw them!" Lester yells. "I want to hire you to sountersue. Talk to the priests of Na'Rat- they'll tell you, that Cluma guy was bad news. He'd already attacked their temple and broke their obelisk, and he was the one who attacked us!"

"I know, I was there, remember?" she replies calmly. "But under Peshan law, they have a case. They're suing for Cluma's sword, Law-Tablet, too. Do you still have it? It might be a good bargaining chip."

Felix Optima Maxima snorts quietly in her sheath. "No," says Lester.

Privately, she tells Zeebo that he's being sued for paternity by not one but two gnome lasses. He's surprised, but hardly shocked; since being blessed by Chaos he's been enormously fertile, and it was only a matter of time before it happened. The pressure builds and must be relieved. He arranges to meet with them and he meets his two 2-year-old daughters, Hailey and Klaira. The mothers- Leanne and Klaira (who named her daughter after herself, obviously)- are mollified once the Mayor sets up trust funds for each of the children, and Klaira gives him doe-eyes, obviously still hoping to win his affection. Souliass, on the other hand, is quite plainly pissed at Zeebo and gives him the cold shoulder.

As some of our heroes head towards a scroll shop that Souliass directed them too, Grumpy is stopped by a weasely-looking half-orc. "'Scuse me," he says. "Yer a tabaxi, aren't you?"

"Why, yes," Grumpy Fluffbottom answers.

The half-orc licks his lips. "Hey, would you be interested in making some money?"

"Uh- how so?"

"Well, I have some associates who'd be willing to pay you for your time."

"To do what?"

"Oh, they'd just want to meetcha," the half-orc says casually. "I'm sure they'd make it worth your while." He smiles a yellow-toothed smile. Orbius, meanwhile, has wandered a little farther into the crowd and is casting detect thoughts. What he learns shocks him. The half-orc introduces himself as Dapthos and explains that Grumpy would have to sail to Valonia to meet with them. Orbius tips the tabaxi off that something's not quite right, so he agrees to meet the half-orc again the next day at a dockside fish fry.

After the party reaches a tavern, the Eye tells Grumpy that Dapthos wants him to sell himself into slavery for a ring of Valonian orcish 'furry-lovers'- a twisted cult of sexual perversion! The group debates what to do about it- leave them alone, kill them, turn them into the authorities- "Screw that, they want to make me their bitch!" says Grumpy- and in the end they decide to let things play out, try to take him alive and turn him in, but not worry too much about it. If the slavers die, so be it.

"We need to try to find out about those books, too," Sheva says, and Orbius agrees to see what he can do.

Then Angelfire hears the voice of an old associate, Estelias, a grey elven enchantress from his homeland of Tirchond. It's a sending from home, and it's not good news. "Angel, your father is gone. I don't know if he's been kidnapped or left on his own. I have a ranger out looking for him."

Angelfire sits in silence for a moment. His father is Nigel, an alienist that a different group of adventurers (although some of the members- him, Sheva, Zeebo, Sybele- are the same) freed from bondage in Firestorm Peak. Nigel was driven completely mad by his experiences; he had been convalescing in the temple in the Shining City for the last five years, going outside a few times a day. He seemed to be finding peace at last, and he hadn't cast a spell or summoned a strange creature since they took him from Firestorm Peak almost six years ago.

Angelfire shrugs to himself. He isn't the same person that was Nigel's daughter, not really; and his father's so far gone that he's not the same man Angelfire knew as a child. He decides to worry about it when he has some time. There's a lot already on the plate, after all. Angelfire will say nothing about Nigel's disappearance for now.

In the morning the group sets out to snare the slaver, and Orbius tells them that he'll try to figure out what the books do as well.

"First thing's first," says the L, and Grumpy polymorphs him into a female tabaxi.

The party turns invisible and heads out for the fish fry....



Next Time: Snaring a slaver, all kinds of divinations, and the event that makes Angelfire mention Nigel's disappearance!
 
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Disappearances

As he enters the fish-fry, the smell of cooking fish makes Grumpy glad he just ate a massive breakfast. He's angry but trying not to show it; even so, his tail's twitching a little. He sees Dapthos sitting in a booth, and the half-orc motions for him to come over. Sliding into the booth, Grumpy feigns interest in the half-orc's offer- "50 gold now, and another 200 when we leave"- and agrees to leave a week hence. "Meet me later at the Green Griffon Inn. I'll give you the fifty gold then." Grumpy agrees, and they part ways. The party confers and decides to take him later in his room, so it's just a matter of passing time.

"I bet he tries to kidnap you or something," Lester says. "And that fish-fry was filthy! Did you see, the cook was a half-orc too... I'll bet they were in cahoots."

That afternoon, at the Green Griffon Inn, Grumpy goes up to Dapthos' room, followed again by a mostly-invisible party. There's a moment of scuffling, and then the hapless half-orc is a prisoner. They take him to an agent of the watch and announce that he's a slaver. To their chagrin, the guardsman, Cadros, seems corrupt and demands a bribe to arrest him at all, but once they grease his palm he smiles and says, "Give me another hundred and I'll make sure he doesn't see the light of day for a long time." The half-orc's face falls as Lester chortles with glee, gladly handing over the coin.

Orbius casts several powerful divinations over the books. "I saw a vision of a Galadorian cleric looking at this one," he reports, "this one will help a wizard but harm a follower of Bleak- I assume that means that it is for a wizard of good nature- and this one seems like it will make you smarter and tougher, faster and wiser, better in every way."

The Eye then communes with Boccob. His first several questions are about his own interests; then-

Is Marius within Mt. Bile? Unknown.
Why can't Marius be scried? I don't know.
Is Slouthus angry with us for leaving him behind? No.
What must we do to shut off the bile? Destroy the source.
Who or what is the source? Powerful magic obscures.
Is Alcar alive within Bile Moutain? For now.
What is the name of the Champion who reopened the Nodes of Elemental Evil? Lareth
Whho is the nearest person who can give Lester his arm back? Zenthos.
Can Zenthos give his arm back without dispelling the rest of the Chaos attributes he's gained? No.
Who can? Midrabel the Old.
Is anyone currently trying to assassinate Zeebo? No.
What is Midrabel the Old's alignment? Lawful Evil.

Sheva browbeats her imp into using a commune as well.

What is the name of a powerful devil who relishes killing angels? Apocraphyte.
Are there demons involved with Mt. Bile? No.
Are the rumors of illithids in Mt. Bile true? Yes.
Will conventional divine magic cure the bile disease? No.
Who is the leader of the illithids? An elder brain.
How can you cure the bile disease? Unknown.

The group debates the splitting up of the books. Orbius and Zeebo dice for the one that helps wizards, the group agrees that Horbin is best suited to the one for Galadorian priests, and the rest dice for the one that improves its reader in every way. Angelfire wins, and over the next week the group reads their books.

In the middle of the week, a messenger arrives with a letter for Sybele. She reads it and her face falls.

"Jezebel's missing!" she cries. "My daughter's been kidnapped!"





Next Time: Angelfire's dad and Sybele's half-dragon love child are both missing! Will the party try to finish up Bile Mountain first or find the missing people? Plus: the return of Alcar- but why's his head shaved??
 

Jester, with these updates you are a-spoiling us!

I hope that whoever else reads this enjoys it as much as I do, and please post some kind words and tell the man! He's putting in an amazing amount of work to this tale, and I'm enjoying every minute of it!
 

Tallarn said:
Jester, with these updates you are a-spoiling us!


Tallarn, even posting 6-10 updates a week I'm still six games behind... :o

Thanks for the kind words, I'm gonna try to post another couple later today! :D
 

When Sybele announces her daughter's kidnapping, Angelfire mentions that his dad's gone too. "That's disturbing," says Sybele.

"Well, I'm just going to go about my business," says Angelfire with a shrug.

"No way," says Sheva. "If they've both disappeared there might be a connection."

"I can probabaly find out," Orbius offers.

After some discussion the group decides to finish reading the books, then finish overthrowing Bile Mountain, then find the missing people. With luck, they'll be able to teleport straight to the elder brain and take care of the bile issue quickly- assuming that the mind flayers are behind the bile.

Sheva speaks with Reth's skull again. "Why did you go to Bile Mountain?" she asks.

The dragons, a hollow, whispery voice answers from the skull.

"How are you and Marius connected?"

Friend- betrayer! the breezy voice of the skull gasps.

"Why did he betray you?" Sheva demands.

Law... I think, groans Reth's skull.

"Are there dragons in Bile Moutain?"

Yes, the voice answers, and then the skull falls silent.

Sheva considers. The Book of Time that she has has a number of unique spells in it. Given a few days* she can swap them out for her current Time domain spells- potentially a very potent ability. And she knows what the powerful spell that's to aid as a weapon in the battle between Chaos and Law is now: age dragon. She smiles grimly, thinking of the potential in it.

The party finishes with the books, then prepares to attack the elder brain. Orbius scries it out and reports back that there are many guardians around it- "I see several humans, a couple of weird... brain golem looking things, a mind flayer, another of those nasty long-necked undead thingies... and Alcar.

"And Alcar's head has been shaved."





*And a few xps. :)


Next Time: Attack on the elder brain!!!
 

Attack on the Elder Brain!!

Orbius mass teleports the party in to attack.

They're fully prepared, buffed up, magical defenses active, totally ready to go. But the elder brain detected their scrying and has looked back at them- there won't be much in the way of surprise.

The party appears in a large dark room, shadows dancing from their own glowing and flaming items only. There are enemies all around, but the elder brain is the important one. It rests at the bottom of a 20' deep pool of briny liquid that squirms with tadpole-like things. Orbius moves fastest as the party appears, snapping off a lower resistance at it. He's already hasted, too, so he surrounds Alcar with a forcecage as well. Angelfire steps in on a large creature made of greyish fleshy pulp that's swirled like a brain; he slices it with his new falchion. Grey matter sprays out from it, and briny blood drips down his blade. Angelfire grins; it feels good to have his type of weapon back.

The elder brain dominates Sybele easily, but is disgruntled to find the control suppressed. One of the party clerics has a magic circle against evil running! The three brain golems move forward, bludgeoning with their terrible fists. One of the "humans" in the room turns out to be an elf; he disintegrates the cage of force holding Alcar, then blasts the party with a chain lightning. Another of the humans starts frothing. His eyes are red and his skin is pale. He rushes forward, charging at Angelfire, and swings an orcish double axe. A tremendous blow hits Angelfire, and though his armor turns the worst of it it still deals a stinging wound to him.

Lester casts a chain lightning back at the enemy. The bolts don't even hurt one of the brain golems, the illithid, or the elder brain itself. Then the elementalist blasts Vaarsh (the elven wizard) with a flame arrow. Sheva casts control water and lowers the pool around the brain; now it's going to be much easier to attack it! She grins fiercely; everything is going according to plan. She slashes at a brain golem nearby, scoring a hit on its back.

Sybele shouts, "It did something to my mind! Watch out!" She's firing arrows at the elf, and hits him a couple of times. She stays close to Horbin, who's casting his most powerful spells at the brain. Unfortunately he fails to penetrate its spell resistance- even lowered- with his feeblemind and it survives his destruction.

Orbius blasts a volley of seeker missiles into Vaarsh. They hit the elf with tremendous concussive force and he screams- then turns into mist! The mist flies out a crack in the wall and vanishes. The entire party resists an attempt at mass domination by the elder brain, and now the battle is turning into a churning mass of chaos as the undead mixes it up with them as well. Zeebo's casting spells to aid the party, enlarging Sheva and Angel, casting protection from evil on Sybele to give her more freedom to stray away from Horbin. Hasted, he's trying to keep counterspells ready too. The brain golems and Lord Ryce, the raging half-orc, are striking with great fury at the party. Sheva and Angelfire are taking most of the blows, and Angelfire is starting to wilt a little under the barrage of huge meaty fists and double axe blows. Things get worse as Alcar, a dazed look on his face, steps in on Angelfire, swinging his mace directly in the Coilite's head. A spray of scarlet blood splatters from his chin and nose as he staggers with a whooof!

And then Lester channels the furious power of elemental earth, the unstoppable juggernaut of a rising mountain of granite. He casts with a roar- and the elder brain quivers once and turns to stone.



Next Time: Whooah! Who'd have thought the elder brain battle would go so well? Watch our heroes finish the battle in only twelve more seconds!
 

The Man!

Jester, you are the man. I love how your players (and you, as the dm) can think of counters in a high level battle so quickly. Disintegrating the forcecage, lowering the water in the pool, brilliant stuff!

Lester hasnt gotten around to posting Felix or the Airsword yet, so how about giving us a preview of "Age Dragon", somehow it sounds like it would backfire, making the dragon older (and thus more powerful). Or maybe she plans to parlay with the dragon and cast that spell in return for something? And what about the time book, isnt she a psionic user? Interesting item, to say the least.

Is zeebo reasonably happy with his sor/wiz combo? Is he deathly afraid of the nerf coming to haste (the only spell that allows him to get the utility of having so many spell slots) or are you guys planning on picking and choosing 3.5 tweaks?

I don't know how you come up with answers to their divinations so quick! Thats an amazing thing to just whip out names like that!

Anyway, as usual, huge props for a great story.

Technik

PS- Whats a tabaxi?
 

Re: The Man!

Technik4 said:
Lester hasnt gotten around to posting Felix or the Airsword yet, so how about giving us a preview of "Age Dragon", somehow it sounds like it would backfire, making the dragon older (and thus more powerful).

All right, here you go... this is converted from the 2e Tome of Magic. As I kinda described above, the book allows her to swap out domain spells given time and xp. Here's one of her 'alternate' spells available now:

AGE DRAGON (Transmutation)
Level: Time 7
Components: V, S, DF
Casting Time: 1 hour
Range: Close (25’ + 5’/2 levels)
Target: One true dragon
Duration: 10 minutes/level
Saving Throw: Will negates
Spell Resistance: Yes

This spell causes a true dragon (one which progresses through various age categories) to physically age one category per eight levels. This aging takes effect immediately, but it does not change the dragon’s intelligence, wisdom or charisma. Other than that, however, it is just as if the dragon had aged naturally; it gains skill points, feats, special abilities, increased hit dice and breath weapon damage, etc. This spell will affect dragons with the Drake template on them. It has no affect on other creatures.

This spell does not stack with itself. It is, however, subject to permanency.




And what about the time book, isnt she a psionic user? Interesting item, to say the least.

Sheva's incredibly multiclassed. She's a ranger/rogue/cleric/contemplative/assassin/monk. Angelfire is a cleric/psychic warrior. The two of them are the worshipers of Coila.

Is zeebo reasonably happy with his sor/wiz combo? Is he deathly afraid of the nerf coming to haste (the only spell that allows him to get the utility of having so many spell slots) or are you guys planning on picking and choosing 3.5 tweaks?

I have a wait and see attitude, but I hope the quality of the revision will win me over. I'm actually working on a prestige class to build up the synergy between the two classes, and I've worked up a few custom feats for him (he just recently took arcane synergy, which aids him in penetrating SR- a big problem for him!)

PS- Whats a tabaxi?

They're a classic 1e and 2e monster; they're a feline humanoid. I like them, and I also have canus (dogfolk) in my campaign... but not in the local region.

Thanks for the kind words! :D
 

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