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Aeson said:
Ours has it's own place with permanent buildings set up.

As does ours, and the quality of the buildings has increased dramatically over the years, as management has put some serious money into the place (and forced the artisans who own booths to do the same).

Rumor is that the guy who owns the "chainmail bikini" shop put over $100K into that building when he built it. (Then again, he's got living quarters above it, including a jacuzzi!)
 

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Aeson said:
I imagine the Klingons got some looks.

We always get a few people wearing ST costumes.

A friend of mine, who worked at another booth, would like to go up to people wearing Starfleet uniforms, and hiss at them:

"What are you doing in uniform?!? This is a covert operation -- don't you realize you're breaking the Prime Directive five ways to Sunday? I want to see you in native garb immediately!"
 

kenobi65 said:
We always get a few people wearing ST costumes.

A friend of mine, who worked at another booth, would like to go up to people wearing Starfleet uniforms, and hiss at them:

"What are you doing in uniform?!? This is a covert operation -- don't you realize you're breaking the Prime Directive five ways to Sunday? I want to see you in native garb immediately!"
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No Star Trek uniforms on Sunday.

Jedi, Klingon and Starfleet uniforms puzzle me a bit.
 

kenobi65 said:
As does ours, and the quality of the buildings has increased dramatically over the years, as management has put some serious money into the place (and forced the artisans who own booths to do the same).

Rumor is that the guy who owns the "chainmail bikini" shop put over $100K into that building when he built it. (Then again, he's got living quarters above it, including a jacuzzi!)
I'm sure he loved his job. All the women trying on the outfits. :D
 


Aeson said:
I'm sure he loved his job. All the women trying on the outfits. :D

Oh, exactly.

He had a lackey who would stand by the front gate when they'd open the Faire at 10am, looking for hot women. He'd ask them if they'd like to wear a chainmail bikini for the day, for free (and, thus, act as walking ads for the shop); not surprisingly, he got a lot of takers. Of course, the guy who owned the shop would need to "fit" them in the bikinis.

Rough work. ;)
 

kenobi65 said:
Oh, exactly.

He had a lackey who would stand by the front gate when they'd open the Faire at 10am, looking for hot women. He'd ask them if they'd like to wear a chainmail bikini for the day, for free (and, thus, act as walking ads for the shop); not surprisingly, he got a lot of takers. Of course, the guy who owned the shop would need to "fit" them in the bikinis.

Rough work. ;)
THAT is a real man of genius. Here's to you Mr. chainmail bikini store owner.

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Aeson said:
What did you say to yourself?
Well I started by discussing about Sinusoidal plane-wave solutions of the electromagnetic wave equation but eventually I just agreed with myself that chocolate-milk is good.
 

Blackrat said:
Well I started by discussing about Sinusoidal plane-wave solutions of the electromagnetic wave equation but eventually I just agreed with myself that chocolate-milk is good.
You looked that first part up in a technobabble dictionary, didn't you? :p
 

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