Alright, let's see a show of hands out there

[Shadowdancer]

Given the nature of most of the articles in Dragon No. 300, how many of you thought that the secret of "Old Angrath's Smokehouse" by Ed Greenwood was going to be the source of the meat. Something along the lines of "Texas Chainsaw Massacre," or "Soylent Green"?

*sheephisly raises hand*