Alt Cafe and Roundtable!

[Anne of Cleves]

Please Sirs and Ladies of the Alt persuasion, come have some tea and biscuits with others of your own kind.

I am Anne, wife of the King Henry the Eight. Pleased to make your acquaintance.

 

[Catherine of Aragon]

*sits and takes a cup of tea*

"How are you today, Anne? Do you think anyone will come out to chat today?"

 

[Catherine Parr]

"Ladies. I hope all is well with you." *takes a set* "I hope that we don't have to talk about 'you know who'? Because it is so distressful to be ignored by him."

 

[Catherine Howard]

*walks in and brushes off her dress* "It is so windy and wet out there. I hope that I am not late?"

 

[Clement VII]

You English heretics are all going to HELL!!!

 

[dialgo]

Catherine of Aragon (1509) is the one true queen. All other queens are but pale imitations of the real thing.

 

[Jdvn1]

They're all a royal pain!