D&D General Amazing Magic Item: Bag of Useful Halflings

[TaranTheWanderer]

I'm playing in a game that is designed to be light-hearted and silly. Our DM just gave us a Bag of Useful Halflings. It's the best item I've ever got in D&D ever. It brought me Pure Joy.

I found a bag...it had a label on it: Bag of useful halflings

I reached in and pulled out a rich-looking halfling. It stood there, confused and said, "Where am I?" Then it disappeared

So, intrigued, I pulled out another halfling and said, "Please give me 10 gold pieces"

It looked confused, pulled out its purse and said, "why am I doing this?" and it gave me 2 silver and 5 copper then disappeared

I cackled with joy! Then, I pulled out another and told it to run over to 'that post over there'.
It ran over to the post and stood there, wondering why it had just done that. Then, it too, disappeared

Each time, a different halfling

Later, One of the party members was having troubles sleeping so I pulled out a halfling and told it to sing him a lullaby. It did.

I pulled out a halfling that looked kind of poor, so I gave it money and said, "Here, keep it!" It replied, "Uh Thanks?" and disappeared.

I have no idea how often I can do this. It seems I have infinite uses but maybe it has charges. The potential for abuse is huge...But the game is chalk full of silliness so I don't plan on breaking the game with it.

Anyways, thought I'd share.

 

[the Jester]

Yoink.

 

[Oofta]

I'm playing in a game that is designed to be light-hearted and silly. Our DM just gave us a Bag of Useful Halflings. It's the best item I've ever got in D&D ever. It brought me Pure Joy.

I found a bag...it had a label on it: Bag of useful halflings

I reached in and pulled out a rich-looking halfling. It stood there, confused and said, "Where am I?" Then it disappeared

So, intrigued, I pulled out another halfling and said, "Please give me 10 gold pieces"

It looked confused, pulled out its purse and said, "why am I doing this?" and it gave me 2 silver and 5 copper then disappeared

I cackled with joy! Then, I pulled out another and told it to run over to 'that post over there'.
It ran over to the post and stood there, wondering why it had just done that. Then, it too, disappeared

Each time, a different halfling

Later, One of the party members was having troubles sleeping so I pulled out a halfling and told it to sing him a lullaby. It did.

I pulled out a halfling that looked kind of poor, so I gave it money and said, "Here, keep it!" It replied, "Uh Thanks?" and disappeared.

I have no idea how often I can do this. It seems I have infinite uses but maybe it has charges. The potential for abuse is huge...But the game is chalk full of silliness so I don't plan on breaking the game with it.

Anyways, thought I'd share.

Now I'm envisioning an inevitable visit by the halfling FBI to have a long chat about kidnapping halflings and forcing them to do things against their will.

 

[TarionzCousin]

How familiar is your DM with Dark Sun halflings...?

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Sounds like awesome fun!

....also sounds a lot like a Mr. Meeseeks Box.

 

[Swarmkeeper]

Sounds like awesome fun!

....also sounds a lot like a Mr. Meeseeks Box.

Do NOT ask them to help you with your golf game...

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Do NOT ask them to help you with your golf game...

C'mon, It's just TWO strokes.