Ambiguously Gendered Revenge of "What is the Hivemind?"

[Kemrain]

You need corks to stopper the holes, though, right?

I think spackle would do it...

- Kemrain the Corkless.

 

[Jdvn1]

Either that or Silly Putty.

Or duct tape. Duct tape solves all problems.

But duct tape hurts more when you pull it off. You don't want to hurt the dead!

 

[Jdvn1]

I think spackle would do it...

- Kemrain the Corkless.

True, but also a little messy. Unless you're good at spot-spackling.

 

[demiurge1138]

Well, then you shouldn't pull it off. They might get thirsty later.

 

[Kemrain]

But duct tape hurts more when you pull it off. You don't want to hurt the dead!

You don't?

Aaaaww!

Can't I?!

- Kemrain the Violent.

 

[Kemrain]

True, but also a little messy. Unless you're good at spot-spackling.

Not so much...

- Kemrain the "4."

 

[Jdvn1]

Well, then you shouldn't pull it off. They might get thirsty later.

That's a good point. Plus, if you get the reflective kind, they'd be extra-safe at night.

 

[Jdvn1]

You don't?

Aaaaww!

Can't I?!

- Kemrain the Violent.

It's not polite to hurt someone at his own funeral.

Wait until afterwards.

 

[Jdvn1]

Not so much...

- Kemrain the "4."

You could always practice on your friends and family.

 

[Kemrain]

It's not polite to hurt someone at his own funeral.

Wait until afterwards.

Patience is a virtue.

Defiling a corpse, is not.

- Kemrain the Obvious.