Ambiguously Gendered Revenge of "What is the Hivemind?"

[Rystil Arden]

Just realize that when he dies, he would get a Darwin Award.

Nope. Those housecats are dangerous. And actually, he's already dead. He was killed at first level by a fiendish housecat (thus they are his nemeses). Now he's an eidolon...

 

[Kemrain]

Wha.....?

What he do to you?!?!

Just 'cause he ain't no paladin any more......

He tried to hone in on Darkness' 10,000th post.. I already begged for it!

- Kemrain the Total Loser.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Heh, he's got d4 Hit Dice and he doesn't have area attack spells. You try living if those cats win Initiative....Besides, he can hide inside of a host's body and be invincible (also there need to be 3 cats to kill him)

Prezactly the number of cats that I have..... and I believe that Torm has a few more...

 

[Goblyn]

That's harsh.. I just drop an MP.. You need a class level, Gobbo.

- Kemrain the Rogue 4, Fighter 2, Ranger 1, Monk 1, Mage 1.

I'm working on it. Only 658 posts to go. I'd prolly just better not choose sorcerer or wizard.

 

[Kemrain]

Nope. Those housecats are dangerous. And actually, he's already dead. He was killed at first level by a fiendish housecat (thus they are his nemeses). Now he's an eidolon...

I had nothing to do with that! Yell at Devilish! He did it!

- Kemrain the Innocent.

 

[Rystil Arden]

Prezactly the number of cats that I have..... and I believe that Torm has a few more...

Well, to be fair, Rystil won one of the four encounters I testplayed vs three housecats, assuming the cats won initiative each time.

 

[Kemrain]

I'm working on it. Only 658 posts to go. I'd prolly just better not choose sorcerer or wizard.

then yu'll be second.. Oh, cripes, you didn'ttake 'Humanoid' as your first HD, did you!?

- Kemrain the Pitious.

 

[Rystil Arden]

I had nothing to do with that! Yell at Devilish! He did it!

- Kemrain the Innocent.

Really? Why would you blame him?

 

[Darth K'Trava]

I thought we covered what evil required. You have to eat a kitten. Torm is waiting for that requirement to turn to puppy, as I understand. Things, however, stand as they are. My hands are tied.

Is this some sort of strange goblinoid mating ritual? I don't think that Torm would go for that..... his tastes are strange but not that strange!

 

[Goblyn]

then yu'll be second.. Oh, cripes, you didn'ttake 'Humanoid' as your first HD, did you!?

- Kemrain the Pitious.

Worse: Psion