Ambiguously Gendered Revenge of "What is the Hivemind?"

[Kemrain]

You kidding? Psions have the most hit points of any class except the fighter types. Vigor! At level one you get 9 + Con bonus with Vigor. And then several more if you take the feat that gives you 2 HP per psionic feat (and then take all psionic feats to get a total of 24 hp from that feat)

Waste of feats, if you ask me.

- Kemrain the "Who Asked You?!"

 

[Rystil Arden]

'Cause he's not an epic-level ooze?

I think you missed it; Crothian was making a pun with ENWorld's 'Psion' whose name is Alan."

 

[Rystil Arden]

Waste of feats, if you ask me.

- Kemrain the "Who Asked You?!"

Well if you don't take that feat (and I don't) you still have 9 + Con bonus HP.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

So.. who're we banishing?

- Kemrain the Not Nervous At All, Why Do You Ask?

You know more than I do...

 

[Kemrain]

All the non-native outsiders. Eidolons are natives, by the way.

I'd rather not go back to Hell.. I'm not terribly popular there.

- Kemrain the Abomination.

 

[Rystil Arden]

I'd rather not go back to Hell.. I'm not terribly popular there.

- Kemrain the Abomination.

Better to rule in Hell than serve in Heaven though, right?

 

[Kemrain]

You know more than I do...

You don't need to banish me.. Look, holy sword! Never tasted human blood, this painful lil' thing.. And, uh.. Holy Symbol of a Good Deity.. That coutns for something, right? I'm married to an Angel.. she'd be upset if I was banished...

- Kemrain the Trying, Here.

 

[Kemrain]

Better to rule in Hell than serve in Heaven though, right?

Better to be happy on the prime than miserable in Heaven. I'd rather stay here. Here is where I keep all my stuff!

- Kemrain the "They're just BLT's.."

 

[Goblyn]

You kidding? Psions have the most hit points of any class except the fighter types. Vigor! At level one you get 9 + Con bonus with Vigor. And then several more if you take the feat that gives you 2 HP per psionic feat (and then take all psionic feats to get a total of 24 hp from that feat)

Yes. For one minute. Three if I blow em all on it. Yeah, with that feat -psionic body- that's another four ... I retract my statement.

I'm good for hp. I prolly still can't take on a housecat though. Remember: I roll 7s.

 

[Rystil Arden]

You don't need to banish me.. Look, holy sword! Never tasted human blood, this painful lil' thing.. And, uh.. Holy Symbol of a Good Deity.. That coutns for something, right? I'm married to an Angel.. she'd be upset if I was banished...

- Kemrain the Trying, Here.

Married to an angel? Hmm...there's those weird CG things you get with a succubus and a deva fall in love...