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<blockquote data-quote="rgoodbb" data-source="post: 7870053" data-attributes="member: 6801229"><p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)">“My alignment’s Chaotic</span></em><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)"> <em>Neutral”</em></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)"><em>“It’s what he would be doing”</em></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)"><em>“I Crit my big Twin Fireball”</em></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)">That Player wants a shoeing</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)">The odorous unwashed body</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)">The very whiffy pit</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)">Pre-cast Stinking Cloud</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)">That’s pleasant isn’t it?</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)">There’s those who do not listen</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)">To voices but their own</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)">They try to cast Command</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)">They are often most alone</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)">There’s those who steal the thunder</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)">And call out other’s features</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)"><em>“Deflect missiles. Uncanny Dodge”</em></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)">Desperate unwanted preachers</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)">Then we have the clickers,</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)">The tappers and the swipers</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)">The stackers, the doodlers,</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)">The fidgeters and wipers</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)">There’s those who come in late</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)">Or don’t turn up at all</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)">With no excuse or reason</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)">Ethereal and all</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)">Then we have the Cursed</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)">Who cannot take a hit</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)">Woe is me, doom and gloom</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)">Life is always naughty word</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)">We have the undecided</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)">Almost on the verge</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)">Zombies stuck in headlights</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)">They need an Action Surge</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)">Those who push the boundaries</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)">Taking us for fools</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)">Banish them for wanting more</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)">And skewing all the rules</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)">We have the limelight stealers</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)">Bards who need the stage</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)">Taking other’s time away</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)">For what appears an age</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)">Why do they surround me?</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)">I cannot Disengage</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)">With glorious players like these</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: rgb(209, 72, 65)">I would like to Rage!</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rgoodbb, post: 7870053, member: 6801229"] [CENTER] [I][COLOR=rgb(209, 72, 65)]“My alignment’s Chaotic[/COLOR][/I][COLOR=rgb(209, 72, 65)] [I]Neutral” “It’s what he would be doing” “I Crit my big Twin Fireball”[/I] That Player wants a shoeing The odorous unwashed body The very whiffy pit Pre-cast Stinking Cloud That’s pleasant isn’t it? There’s those who do not listen To voices but their own They try to cast Command They are often most alone There’s those who steal the thunder And call out other’s features [I]“Deflect missiles. Uncanny Dodge”[/I] Desperate unwanted preachers Then we have the clickers, The tappers and the swipers The stackers, the doodlers, The fidgeters and wipers There’s those who come in late Or don’t turn up at all With no excuse or reason Ethereal and all Then we have the Cursed Who cannot take a hit Woe is me, doom and gloom Life is always naughty word We have the undecided Almost on the verge Zombies stuck in headlights They need an Action Surge Those who push the boundaries Taking us for fools Banish them for wanting more And skewing all the rules We have the limelight stealers Bards who need the stage Taking other’s time away For what appears an age Why do they surround me? I cannot Disengage With glorious players like these I would like to Rage![/COLOR][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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