An orc throws a pie in your face. What's the saving throw sweet spot?

[Frostmarrow]

An orc throws a pie in your face. What's the saving throw sweet spot?
The sweet spot for making a save might not be the same as successfully hit with an attack. Personally I feel saves should be somewhat hard. What do you think?

 

[Baby Samurai]

Apparently a 70% chance of success.

 

[FireLance]

Whatever the percentage that takes me, on average, about three failed saves to die.

 

[Driddle]

Redundant threads of half-funny originals are less than a quarter-funny.

 

[Henry]

0%, if it's Boston Creme.

Under the heading of "let's give the satire threads a rest" directive above, I'll go ahead and close this one.