ANNOUNCING: Tylerworld, the Epic 100,000 page Campaign Setting!

[Tyler Do'Urden]

Yes, that's right- 100,000 pages! 100,000 pages of gaming goodness! It'll take up your entire bookshelf! You won't be able to get it to your gaming table!

It includes:

- 500 new core classes, including 200 new Ranger variants- at least one of them didn't get the shaft, I'd wager!

- Drow!

- 20,000 new Prestige Classes, you can never have too many

- Drow!!

- 100,000 new feats for everything under the sun!

- Drow!!!

- 17 entire novel series, complete with 78th level Archmages who've already beaten all the bad guys for your players!

- More Drow!!!!

- A new epic dungeon- the Vile Fane of Horriffic Evil Badness... only for 37th level characters. Of course, you're never going to be able to make it to 37th level, because there are no more bad guys to beat

- Even More Friggin Drow!!!!!!

- 600 Gods, one for every day of the year and every possible portfolio you can ever think of.

- Drow, Drow, Drow, Drow, Drow!!!!!!!!!!!!

- 75,000 COMPLETELY BALANCED new spells.

- DROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- Conversion rules for every other d20 game...

Oh yeah- there will actually be a full color, fold out map as well... did I mention Drow?

Who wants to pre-order it? Only $15,000 for the full set...

 

[Geoffrey]

LOL!

 

[Piratecat]

Wuss!

I already have online something I like to call "EN World". With a mind-bending 826,148 pages (assuming you print out the message boards at one page per post), it's a treasure trove of game information that simply can't be beat!

100,000? Feh.

 

[jgbrowning]

Wuss!

I already have online something I like to call "EN World". With a mind-bending 826,148 pages (assuming you print out the message boards at one page per post), it's a treasure trove of game information that simply can't be beat!

100,000? Feh.

hrm... who are the editors?


joe b.

 

[Talaysen]

Oh yeah? Well MY epic campaign setting has drow AND dwarves!

Mmmm...dwarves...

 

[Desdichado]

Drow aren't very interesting antagonists, really. Flumph riding bullywugs: that's where it's at.

 

[Airwolf]

...
- DROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...

What the heck is this Drow thing he keeps talking about?

 

[Greatwyrm]

Bah. Amatures. I'm nearly done with my 1.3 x 10^22 page setting. A complete alternate history of the Roman empire where everyone is a halfling and everyone is statted and given a complete history. That's right! Everyone! Every bartender, sheepherder, and soldier. Complete stats. Complete history. Complete family trees. And most importantly, a complete account of what each one does every day from birth to death. It's the ultimate setting -- a campaign that plays itself!

 

[Kweezil]

Only 1.3 x 10^22 pages? Why my Omniworld setting took me since before the beginning of time to write, will have a googleplex of pages, stats for this and every alternate world and will include conversion rules for every game system ever made, and a few that weren't.

And it won't have drow, filthy beggars.

If we told t'young people that, they'd never believe us. [/FOUR YORKSHIREMEN]

 

[Krug]

hrm... who are the editors?


joe b.

That word doesn't exist.