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No, we realise. We have schools and maps and televisions and the internet and everything! And sometimes we even visit!

And did we didn't realise, you guys tell us frequently enough! And then trot out that "100 years in Europe, 100 miles in America" line, and then somebody recites that same anecdote about the European visitor they had who didn't understand you couldn't just drive to the next state in a couple of hours. :)
For me it was "lunch in Montreal", when we were in Toronto, but they were from Cuba ;)
 

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For me it was "lunch in Montreal", when we were in Toronto, but they were from Cuba ;)
I’m pretty sure that there’s this one European family who is visiting every American (and Canadian, too apparently - busy people!), one at a time, and trolling them! Like Slartibartfast insulting every person in the universe, but it’s every American and pretending to be clueless about basic geography. :D
 

I’m pretty sure that there’s this one European family who is visiting every American (and Canadian, too apparently - busy people!), one at a time, and trolling them! Like Slartibartfast insulting every person in the universe, but it’s every American and pretending to be clueless about basic geography. :D
That was Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged. Slartibartfast was the guy who constructed coastlines on planets (and was especially proud of his fjords).
 




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