Sejs
First Post
Sadly, no, Cube did not have any ranks in Tumble. I spent most of my skill points on Knowledge (Religeon), Concentration and a couple levels in cross-class Hide - the DM let a hide check assist with my transparancy ability. Some of the more amusing quotes from that game included:
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DM: OKay, the rogue tumbles past you and lays into Kara (the party's mage) with his short sword.
Me: Nope.
DM: Huh?
Me: I'm a cube, I fill all available space in the squares I occupy. There's nowhere for him to move thru that isn't already filled with me. He could go around me if he likes.
DM: Okay, the rogue begins to tumble and smacks square into your gooey, hard-to-see mass. *roll* ... and is quickly paralyzed, his forward momentum carrying him part way into your body.
Me: I purr contentedly as a free action.
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OKay, I heal you for 17 hit points, and give me a save against paralysis because I had to touch you.
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PC 1: Well, wait. Cube has wings, he can just fly us up there!
PC 2: How exactly do you propose we ride on Cube? He's a walking digestive system, remember?
PC 1: We could put a couple of those shields on top and sit on those.
Me: I don't know. That sounds about one step away from eating you.
PC 1: Um, could you try... like... not eating us?
Me: I don't quite understand where you're going with this 'not eating you' buisness, but I'll trust to your better judgement.
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Me: I unfurl my wings, light up the halo and engulf his ass in a torrent of divine gooey justice!
PC 1: Just his ass? What about the rest of him?
Me: Those parts as well!
