Are humans light or dark meat?

[Mercule]

Now, does human taste like chicken?

Nope. Pork. More-or-less.

Which makes sense because both species are omnivores. So, it's kinda like the difference between venison and beef. Except Western people aren't gamey at all because they keep most of us in these inhumane little cubes most of our waking hours. Now, if you go to a less modernized nation, with more physical labor, they tend to be a bit gamier, but the chance of disease is higher and the marbling isn't quite as good.

I've got a ham sandwich for lunch. How about you?

What? Quit looking at me.