Are we there yet?

[HeavenShallBurn]

Piratecat keeps touching me. Make him stop touching me. Stop it!

I didn't wanna go to 4th admission. I don't know why we couldn't stay home with 3rd. 4th sounds like it's gonna be stinky. Who's gonna have any fun without bards and g'nomes to play with? I WANT MY BROKEN RANGER!!!

... Now Piratecat isn't touching me. Make him stop not touching me.

That's it!

No more whining, or we all play the 'juggle blasting caps and live pirahnas' game!

 

[Goken100]

GAH, this it taking FOREVER! I hate these long trips! Next time, let's take a plane-message-board!

By the way, the threat of only d12's inadvertently got my mind working, so I now know how to role any D&D die with just d12s. Ya... THAT nerdy.

 

[Driddle]

I think I see 4th addition up ahead. Is that it? How about that? Is that it?

I need to pee.

 

[Piratecat]

Driddle's PEEING on me! EWWWWWW!

Make him stop. Seriously.

 

[Driddle]

OK. Let's play the "Quiet Game."
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[Driddle]

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I Lose!

 

[Calico_Jack73]

But will it be like Wally World in National Lampoon's Vacation? Will it all be a big letdown when we find the park closed and have to kidnap a guard with a Daisy air pistol in order to have our fun?

I really hope it is worth the trip...

 

[Thornir Alekeg]

Let's play 4th Edition Forum Bingo. Here is your card Driddle

Troll		Class		WotC		Feat		Tiefling

Adventure	Owlbear		Lurker		Flame		Kewl

Martial		Paladin		Free		Crit		Dragon

Saga		Talent		Gnome		Eladrin		Social Encounter

Core		OGL		Playtest	Nerf		Streamline

And here is one for Piratecat

Strike		Tumble		Rumor		Ranger		Gleemax

Race		PHB		Insider		NDA		Dragon Tail Cut

Skills		Zombie		Free		Combat		Banhammer

Mini		Core		Infernal	Buff		Christmas Tree

Realms		Preview		Tools		Defense		Paragon

Hopefully that will keep you quiet for a little while.

 

[Driddle]

Not fair -- Piratecat got the better card! I want his.

My friend Lakeith says he already played 4th attrition with his cousin on vacation. He said it's got pictures of girls with boobies, and some new race that's really cool because it's half-demon or something.

 

[Piratecat]

Not fair -- Piratecat got the better card! I want his.

That's bacause WotC likes me best, because you're funny-looking and you were adopted. They didn't want to tell you, because they can return you if you're bad.

Hey, are we there yet?