D&D 5E Are you smarter than an AI? Spell creation thread!

[lowkey13]

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[rgoodbb]

...Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning ...

Actually I'm quite partial to that one.

Cow Strike

Conjugate

Congratulate

Read Moths

Night Shift

Peckham's Pustulant Parsnip

Volvo's Foul Parking

Sever Contact

Cube Gelatine

Mash Marrow

Dice Tray

Chop Chop

 

[doctorbadwolf]

Conjure Ethereal Dancing Maidens

Conjure Woodsmen

Conjure Tiny Blue Belgian Gnomes

Conjure Conjurers

Become Mud (R)

Commune With Nothing

 

[lowkey13]

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[lowkey13]

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[rgoodbb]

Nana's Horrid Quilting - Damn that was nasty. Repress, repress!

Patchwork Clock

Clockwork Patch

Chain Sharknado

 

[lowkey13]

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[rgoodbb]

Absorb Elephants

Softskin

Consume Nostrils

Lack Beard

Blend Holy Gnomes (Just for you)

Enhance Fragility

Reverse Meteor

 

[Saeviomagy]

Commune - summons a group of hippies.
Wall of loosely piled stones
Armor of meat
Emoluation
Power word shout

 

[The Old Crow]

Impetuous Squirrel

Fire Balk

Locate Glasses

Duck! (reaction to cast, valiantly flies in front of that arrow meant for you)