ARGHHH! Who put this HIVE here?!

[hafrogman]

Thanks Froggy!

I notice that there is no denial involved. I can therfore only assume that you look a little bit like both images.

 

[The_Warlock]

He is, in fact, ALL of the children pictured.

They fuse together to form a sort of gestalt entity, kinda like Voltron, only with children instead of lions.*

*This may or may not be my next M&M character.

Ewwwwwwww, no way. Get those kids offa me.

 

[Tinker Gnome]

I notice that there is no denial involved. I can therfore only assume that you look a little bit like both images.

 

[hafrogman]

Ewwwwwwww, no way. Get those kids offa me.

Off you? Nah, I was insinuating that they were you. If they were on you, then they'd be more like a biomechanical exosuit made of babies.* Which would be pretty badass.

* This may or may not be my next M&M supervillain.

 

[hafrogman]

Your inability to use your words has only led you to not deny my claims yet again.

 

[The_Warlock]

Off you? Nah, I was insinuating that they were you. If they were on you, then they'd be more like a biomechanical exosuit made of babies.* Which would be pretty badass.

* This may or may not be my next M&M supervillain.

Nope, definitely not made of interlocking kids.

Just remember, baby armor has a serious drawback - no control of its excretion system.

 

[hafrogman]

Just remember, baby armor has a serious drawback - no control of its excretion system.

Eww. . . that could be pretty bad. Maybe it should be a supervillainess so the kids could still be connected by umbilical cords. Makes it even more creepy.

Fear the coming of Octomom!*



*It's topical and totally stolen from Spider-man. Double bonus!

 

[Tinker Gnome]

Well, I have got to get going. I will be back later today. BAI BEE.

 

[The_Warlock]

Eww. . . that could be pretty bad. Maybe it should be a supervillainess so the kids could still be connected by umbilical cords. Makes it even more creepy.

Fear the coming of Octomom!*

*It's topical and totally stolen from Spider-man. Double bonus!

New Super Villainess:

Umbilica

Special Powers: Brutal Mother Complex; Refuses to "Let Go"; Enslavement Umbilicals; Age Reversal "Poison"

Umbilica wants all the world to be her children, so she can hug them, and squeeze them, and never ever ever let go of them. Attachment to an umbilical not only makes an unfortunate her devoted slave, but also reduces them in age over the period of 24 hrs into a 6 month old body, but one which is usuable as a weapon or shield at the end of the super strong umbilical.

Umbilica blames the losses of any of her "children" in fights to the attacker, even though she always interposes her "beloveds" between herself and any harm.

Some metahuman specialists actually classify this insanity as another superpower, Superhuman Denial.

 

[Relique du Madde]

New Super Villainess:

Umbilica

Special Powers: Brutal Mother Complex; Refuses to "Let Go"; Enslavement Umbilicals; Age Reversal "Poison"

Umbilica wants all the world to be her children, so she can hug them, and squeeze them, and never ever ever let go of them. Attachment to an umbilical not only makes an unfortunate her devoted slave, but also reduces them in age over the period of 24 hrs into a 6 month old body, but one which is usuable as a weapon or shield at the end of the super strong umbilical.

Umbilica blames the losses of any of her "children" in fights to the attacker, even though she always interposes her "beloveds" between herself and any harm.

Some metahuman specialists actually classify this insanity as another superpower, Superhuman Denial.

You know what the scary thing is? While reading this I started mentally stating her powers up in M&M.