Armageddon is upon us! (Not really)

[reveal]

Not surprising - has anyone else here ever cleaned out a chicken coop?

That's a pretty crappy job.

 

[Mark CMG]

Razilo, who is serving a two-year sentence for traffic violations, (. . .)

. . . had his sentence lengthened to eternity in purgatory for drawing feet on the fish mosaic.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

I'm pretty sure it says something in the bible about the twelve tribes of Israel gathering on Mount Armageddon before the world ends. So unless various people from across the globe gather to check out this church we're probably in the clear

From a related article ...

Tourism Minister Avraham Hirchson said the discovery could greatly increase tourism to Israel.

"If we nurture this properly, then certainly there will be a large stream of tourists who could come to Israel. There is great potential and together with the evangelical center in the north could bring great strides in tourism," he told Channel Two.[/quote\

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