Armpit hair

[Dog Moon]

I never used to shave... until I got married. My wife for some reason doesn't really like the look of armpit hair. It's apparently a big turn off for her.

So for her sake, I shave. Maybe I could trim instead of shaving, but I'm too lazy to spend the time to do that so a quick zip of the shaver is much easier and quicker.

And no, I'm not a d-bag or athlete.

 

[Kramodlog]

You do your smexy time bidness wit da ladies (or da mens) wit yo' shirt on, holmes? How ... curious.

During sexy time and at the pool. Seems like normal behavior.

 

[Zombie_Babies]

During sexy time and at the pool. Seems like normal behavior.

You wear a shirt at the pool?!?! Crunches, holmes. Try 'em.

 

[Kramodlog]

I do it cause it is fashionable.

 

[Zombie_Babies]

Yeah, that's what everybody with Kevin James body says.

 

[Kramodlog]

I showed my body plenty of times (with shirts on). How dare you call me fat!

 

[Zombie_Babies]

Lies.

 

[Kramodlog]

The truth, it hurts.

 

[Zombie_Babies]

Only if the truth sat on me.

 

[Kramodlog]

Like RH's wife?