August Au Gratin! Everything's better with Cheese!
Like a 15th level half-drow/dragon/golem monk/ranger/assassin/paladin with an holy/unholy blade of glorious doom that's vorpal on a roll of 10 or better, can do delayed blast fireball at will, teleport without error as a free action 1/round and can do Timestop every other round. Plus he's constantly Hasted (the coooooolllll 3.0, not sucky 3.5)!
CHEESY, CHEESY, CHEESY, CHEESY, CHEESY, CHEESY, CHEESY, CHEESY, CHEESY, CHEESY, CHEESY, CHEESY, CHEESY, CHEESY, CHEESY, CHEESY, CHEESY, CHEESY, CHEESY, CHEESY, CHEESY, CHEESY, CHEESY, CHEESY, CHEESY, CHEESY, CHEESY, CHEESY, CHEESY, CHEESY, CHEESY, CHEESY, CHEESY, CHEESY, CHEESY, CHEESY!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, wait. Gen-con's not in Wisconsin any more.
Umm, the Augie 500 maybe?