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B-MOVIE : Apocalypse now

Meat pokes his head into the shed. Johny's uncle appaerently was a tidy man. Everything is nicely ordered and stacked into little boxes. Thousands of them. With a sigh he starts rummaging around, looking for something that looks like a fuse for a car.

[ooc : it'll take an hour]
 

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"No car, eh?" says Rod. He's got this look on his face like he's about to say something 'smart'. "Well'p? Good thing I got my wawlkin' shoes!" he says in a fake Midwestern accent. He makes a dumb face, eyes crossed and toungue sticking out the side, as he grabs his belt, and hikes his pants up as far as they can go. He then does a little hop start as he starts walking bowlegged towards the door in some sort of cowboy mockery, saying, "I think I'll have me a look-see. Me an' my wawlkin' shoes, that is." Rod heads for the door, intent on making a circle of the cabin, baseball bat slung over his shoulder, just going for a stroll, bored as can be.
 


Rod and steph walk around the cabin, their false laughter filling the air, when, suddenly, from the corner of his eyes, rod thinks he sees something moving in the forest.

(OOC : spot checks please)
 



"You know, I don't think the car's going to be going anywhere. Didn't all those electronics explode with the EMP like in Golden-Eye?" Brian shrugs. "I'll go make some breakfast. No reason to stay hungry."

Brian walks into the kitchen and pulls the eggs, bacon, and chease out of the fridge, and begins to make a few omlettes. 'Might as well use the more perishable items up quickly.'
 

Meat

Meat rummages around in the shed for about 10 minutes. He quickly grows bored, finding nothing of interest, and hearing laughter outside, he step out of the shed and scans around looking for the source of the laughing

OOC: If required Spot 14
 

The source of laughter seems to be coming from the direction of Rod making jokes, going, "Nucular fallout, nucular fallout!!" purposefully mispronouncing the words in a forced 'Bush-ism'. He making machine gun noises and toy gun gestures with his free hand, saying in some mocking voice of a panicked geek, "Dewd, bombs just leveled major cities!! The hills will be swarming with Muslims and Chinee before nightfall." He turns to Stephanie, and puts his hand on her shoulder, and looking at here sincerely, saying in his best Ward Cleaver voice, "Honey, after our bible reading, would you hurry up and load that God damned shotgun? There's just GOTTA be some brown people to shoot out there!" Laughter ensues.
 

Steph laughs right along with Rod, his antics a welcome break from all the serious faces inside. She barely even registers her surroundings...

ooc: ... as shown by her Spot check.
 

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