B5 RPG Story Arcs that Should Not Be!

[TheAuldGrump]

Well the new B5 RPG is fast approaching and I sat down with my old Babylon Project stuff, looking at the Story Arcs I had come up with.

A few were, well, silly.

So given that April Fools is also arriving soon I thought I'd share the worst one and see what other really bad ideas are out there. So, here goes:

The Pak’ma’ra Gourmet Tour of the Galaxy...

The Auld Grump

 

[MongoosePaul]

re: Story Arc

Okay, who broke their NDA?

 

[Neo]

Well as one of the playtesters for the first of the B5 story arcs, let me assure you it capture the feel and spirit of the universe and series perfectly and sets the standard for future adventures in the B5 universe.

It has all the ingredients..that made B5 so cool, suspense, intrigue, decieit, murder, aliens, ancients, lost tech, pirates...even a romance... it has well..EVERYTHING!

 

[Eridanis]

I think The Shadows' Guide to Winning Friends and Influencing People would shed a lot of light on a previously unknown part of the B5 universe.

Along with Morden's Guide to Snappy Dressing. Makin' the ladies purr with delight!

The best upcoming book is The Complete Guide to Really Obscure and Far-Away Planets that are Covered with Sand and Nothing Else.

 

[Kesh]

A campaign centered around the exploration of the galaxy and documenting cultural differences... founded by the Playboy Corporation.

The Ultimate Lover's Guide to Interspecies Pleasure.

 

[GiantInThePlayground]

So does this mean you wouldn't be interested in my upcoming Story Arc detailing the Great Centauri Hair Gel Shortage of 2258?

 

[Eridanis]

So does this mean you wouldn't be interested in my upcoming Story Arc detailing the Great Centauri Hair Gel Shortage of 2258?

I hear Monte Cook is writing a mega-adventure called The Great Spoo March. Who knows why the spoo is marching? Who knew it was even ambulatory? And why are tribbles involved? They're in a totally different Sf universe!