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<blockquote data-quote="Dragonhelm" data-source="post: 1786438" data-attributes="member: 3867">The Ballod of Brother JimHow about a Bard on the Run, based on actual events?To the tune of The Ballod of Jed Clampett, with apologies to Flatt and Scruggs.Come 'n listen to my story about a man named JimHalf a dozen characters named after himThen one day Jim got a chick in bedFumbled on the 30-sider, much to his dreadTurtlin', that is.&nbsp; Bad rogueCharisma 3Jim was the flim flam manFooled the DM just because he can64 shuriken he did throwAll in a round, in our backs.&nbsp; Oh no!Dead meat.&nbsp; Seein' stars.Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Brother JimI think we've had quite enough of himThe last time that Jim was ever seenHe was hiding behind his Player's ScreenBy himself, that is.&nbsp; Cast a spell.&nbsp; Take your helm off.Y'all come back now, y'hear!&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin&nbsp; &nbsp; :D"&nbsp; data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /></blockquote>

[QUOTE="Dragonhelm, post: 1786438, member: 3867"] [b]The Ballod of Brother Jim[/b] How about a Bard on the Run, based on actual events? To the tune of [I]The Ballod of Jed Clampett[/I], with apologies to Flatt and Scruggs. Come 'n listen to my story about a man named Jim Half a dozen characters named after him Then one day Jim got a chick in bed Fumbled on the 30-sider, much to his dread Turtlin', that is. Bad rogue Charisma 3 Jim was the flim flam man Fooled the DM just because he can 64 shuriken he did throw All in a round, in our backs. Oh no! Dead meat. Seein' stars. Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Brother Jim I think we've had quite enough of him The last time that Jim was ever seen He was hiding behind his Player's Screen By himself, that is. Cast a spell. Take your helm off. Y'all come back now, y'hear! :D [/QUOTE]

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