Bears: Huggy or Swatty?

How do you stat a bear?

  • Huggy

    Votes: 4 10.0%
  • Swatty

    Votes: 36 90.0%

I live in a place where bears attack people at least a couple of times a year. Everyone has seen a bear up here - I mean, the closest I've personally been to a bear is about three feet away from a Grizzly (it was behind a fence, mind you). and I know others who have been closer.

Long story short, people up here know about bears. And if I had a bear try to hug someone, every single gamer would stand up and shout "bears don't hug!" with viral intensity. Their suspension of disbelief would be shattered instantly.

I can have dragons that breathe fire, and my players won't bat an eye. I can have people survive the explosive impact of a fireball, no problem. Magic spells thrown willy-nilly, extraplanar giant insects with amazing hearing, fine fine fine. But a bear that hugged someone instead of a massive swat that broke bones?

Nope. That would be too much.

My players are weird.
 

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