Best. Magic item. Description. Evar.

[lukelightning]

Trollskin armor.

"Trolls hate everyone, but especially you and your warty green armor."

Pure genius.

 

[Mezzer]

Ah, that brings me back to the Magic Item Encyclopedia of olden times... Great stuff.

 

[Jack99]

Portable hole beats them all imho.

 

[Argyuile]

Portable hole beats them all imho.

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