Best Names ever given to PC's Weapons

[DarkSoldier]

We're playing a hybrid Star Wars/Stargate: SG-1 campaign, and we were recently captured while trying to board and capture a System Lord's ship.

Our team leader was the only one with the werewithal to actually fight the torture and pull the knives from his body (with Will saves to not pass out from the pain). He impaled one Jaffa, took his Zzat, Zzated the Jaffa, took one of their staff weapons, and blasted the System Lord.

After he killed one Jaffa, the System Lord's host, and the System Lord itself, I mentioned that we should call that staff "Godslayer." I am contemplating carving it into the staff's casing for him.

 

[The Mirrorball Man]

These are the main weapons I've handed to the PCs in my high-level campaign:
The Cleric has some kind of living lava tentacle called "Agnatten's Flame"
The big Urban Barbarian has a huge sword called "The Demon Eater".
The elven Ranger has an intelligent composite longbow made of Treant wood simply called "Kodama".
The Akashic has a weird short one-handed scythe called "The Shandouc Eventriculator".

 

[Ferret]

I used to make custom items for BGII And I named them, the only one I remember would have pretty much been a frosty morning star called uriels tear (I think). Although I did make a pair of swords, one could cut through dimensions to summon a Vishnu, the other I forget...