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<blockquote data-quote="AichHilton" data-source="post: 7639254" data-attributes="member: 6749897"><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'">Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'">Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"> </span><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'">Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you? </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'">Hey, you have something on your chin... no no, the 3rd one down. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'">I've seen people like you before, but last time I had to pay admission! </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'">I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of your nostrils like that? </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'">The best part of you is still running down your moms leg. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'">You have delusions of adequacy. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'">Are your parents siblings?</span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'">Do you ever wonder what your life would be like if you had had enough oxygen at birth? </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'">You are so ugly if they laid you on the beach, not even the tide would take you. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'">I would tell you to go f*** yourself but I’m sure you’d be disappointed. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'">I certainly hope you are sterile. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'">You have such a striking face. Tell me, how many times were you struck? </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'">By the Gods, look at you! Was anyone else hurt in the accident? </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'">Cannibals would pick you last.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'">If unenthusiastic hand job had a face, it would be yours.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'">I found your last job resume, you misspelled cult leader.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'">Did your mother do your hair for you? </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'">Did you fall from the heavens? Cause your face is f***ed up!</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"> </span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"> </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="AichHilton, post: 7639254, member: 6749897"] [FONT=times new roman]Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home? [/FONT] [FONT=times new roman]Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion? [/FONT] [FONT=times new roman] [/FONT][FONT=times new roman]Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you? [/FONT] [FONT=times new roman]Hey, you have something on your chin... no no, the 3rd one down. [/FONT] [FONT=times new roman]I've seen people like you before, but last time I had to pay admission! [/FONT] [FONT=times new roman]I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of your nostrils like that? [/FONT] [FONT=times new roman]The best part of you is still running down your moms leg. [/FONT] [FONT=times new roman]You have delusions of adequacy. [/FONT] [FONT=times new roman]Are your parents siblings? [/FONT] [FONT=times new roman]Do you ever wonder what your life would be like if you had had enough oxygen at birth? [/FONT] [FONT=times new roman]You are so ugly if they laid you on the beach, not even the tide would take you. [/FONT] [FONT=times new roman]I would tell you to go f*** yourself but I’m sure you’d be disappointed. [/FONT] [FONT=times new roman]I certainly hope you are sterile. [/FONT] [FONT=times new roman]You have such a striking face. Tell me, how many times were you struck? [/FONT] [FONT=times new roman]By the Gods, look at you! Was anyone else hurt in the accident? [/FONT] [FONT=times new roman]Cannibals would pick you last. [/FONT] [FONT=times new roman]If unenthusiastic hand job had a face, it would be yours. [/FONT] [FONT=times new roman]I found your last job resume, you misspelled cult leader. [/FONT] [FONT=times new roman]Did your mother do your hair for you? [/FONT] [FONT=times new roman]Did you fall from the heavens? Cause your face is f***ed up! [/FONT] [FONT=times new roman] [/FONT] [SIZE=3][FONT=times new roman][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][FONT=times new roman] [/FONT][/SIZE][SIZE=3][FONT=times new roman] [/FONT][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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